Once there was a racist panda, all the other pandas didn't like him, so he became gay, moved to Russia and became a doctor. Later on that year, he got married and had 3 adopted children. Then the Russian dicktator said that he wanted to keep the gay and racist panda as a pet, well the pandas husband didn't like that very much, so he went over with his 3 adopted children and torched the dicktators house.
The End