40 facts about myself

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1. I r e a l l y hate oranges. Like I'm scared of them. Take that, TiFfAny.

2. I have Nomophobia.  (the fear of being separated from my phone)

3. I'm really lazy.

4. My favorite words are "oof" and "yeet".

5. I'm bisexual.

6. What the heck comes after six? (Please tell me you get this joke)

Seven. Svn is my unlky #.

The infinity sign standing up. If you can't tell I'm joking now.

7 ate 9. I like offensive humor .

Onezero. I like to draw.

Oneone. If I don't like you and I know you don't fight me I make obvious hints I don't like you.

One2. My birthday is April, 8th 2006

The 'unlucky' number. 13 is my lucky number

Fourth of the teens. Meme

Quinceañera. All my exs are ugly

Sweet 16. My child says I don't feed her but I in fact, do.

Teen of seven. My cat is retarded

You're officially an adult now. My Dog is ugly sometimes

2 years away from drinking. I've (accidently) had alcohol.

Milestone. My favorite band is Panic! At The Disco

"What's 9 plus 10?". I think I have really bad social anxiety

'CAUSE I'M FEELING TWENTY-TWO. I actually like Taylor Swift.

The third twenty. I almost failed 6th grade

6×4. I can't do quick maths

25. I have up right here

26. My brother was raging in Fortnite as I wrote this

27. I watch vines religiously.

28. I forgot how to school.

29. I really want to know who made it forty facts instead of 5.

30. I know that 31 is after this

WHAT DID I TELL YOU. I know that 32 if after this.

I was right. I have a lot of online friends

34. I lost track of what number I was on.

35. I have a drawer full if chargers

6×6. I like to be cold when I sleep

37. I like it when it rains

38. I regret not taking naps in kindergarten.

39. I know the last fact is after this

40. I almost forgot this was the last fact.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 04, 2019 ⏰

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