when you switch around the letters in jackass you get 3, 3 sides? what could this mean? well, the 3 sides of the illuminati in fact. when you put it all together, you believe JACKASS IS THE ILLUMINATI. us scientists have worked for decades studying the illuminati until JACKASS SHOWED UP. they proved to us that they are part of a cult, the 3 eyed fucking bitches. the third eye is a bunch of weird shit im too lazy to describe, and as you know, we were able to open jackass' THIRD EYE. they started destroying whatever they touched and whispered weird shit in latin and tried choking a scientist, and i quote, "YOU WILL CALL ME DADDY." this makes us all fear jackass. they have proven to us that the illuminati is REAL, and can possess ANYONE.
year of 3084, we have been studying the great jackass for centuries now. jackass will simply not die, and has took the form of that one old ass guy saying fuck her right in the pussy. we do not know why they arent dying and why they chose that form, we have studied every thing in them, every cell in their blood, the last two mother fucking brain cells they have.. we simply cannot go on with this experiment any longer. we have tried everything, and its just not working. today we unplug the life support of jackass suckmyballs, 1922-3084.
the jackass is fighting back. they suddenly had a shit ton of fucking sex toys, and he forced every little 5 year old boy to visit him, we are too scared to go into jackass' room, we cannot help them and neither the children.. jackass, the third eye bitch, will live on forever.
Year of 21476, jackass will NOT QUIT. He has physically and mentally abused, fucked, raped every little 5 year old boy IN THE WORLD, and all of a sudden, once he completed his goal, his pp... GREW. IT GREW INTO THE FUCKING SIZE OF THE TITANIC AND WE ARE USING PITCHFORKS TO MAKE IT BLEED OUT AND ALL STOP. May god bless you all.
This is the last letter of jackass. He has defeated us. The superior, the human race. The city is flooded with pp juice, due to the pitchforks sexually arousing jackass. We are all slowly dying, even the robots that took over 2000 years ago. JACKASS IS THE END OF THE FUCKING HUMAN RACE, A FUCKING HUGE ASS DICK KILLED US ALL. it releasted a radiation that we cannot take, and werent prepared for. It contains the heat of the sun, and can burn through the earth like acid. My wife, Karen, left me. She took the fucking kids. JACKASS, if you read this...
You fucked her right in the pussy.
