Shoey One-Shots! DISCONTINUED

Fifty Shades of Dawceffa

Shane had called me up earlier, asking if I would be in his Fifty Shades of Grey Spoof that he's filming next week. I figured, "Why not?" and agreed. It'll give us more likes and views since the fans have been craving new Shoey content.

He sent me a script to memorize and invited me to block it with him at the set later today. I just finished getting ready and was trying to make myself look presentable.

I dunno... Maybe I do like Shane a little. We've been nothing more than Youtube collaborees for the years we've known each other. We definitely have chemistry.

Maybe I'll tell him today. He seems cute. Maybe I'll go out with him. He might like me back; ever since he broke up with Lisa three months ago, I've noticed he has gotten flirtier with me.

So here I am, sitting at my desk, scanning the script, when I realize what time it is. I'm gonna be late!!!

I quickly ran out of the house and jumped in Satsuki, driving as fast as I legally can to the set.

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"Okay! So, I will give you the cue, then you'll slowly count to four, step forward saying your line."

I nodded, and he scanned the script, muttering to himself.

I stood there waiting on him. He seemed to be distracted as he read the script.

"Oh, ah! Here it is!" his voice changed a little and he read it slowly and seductively.

"It's just something you won't understand"

My heart skipped a beat and I stepped forward slowly. Ill just use my Hunter Crowley voice...

"Enlighten me, then."

He smiled at me and turned back to his camera and writing something down on his notepad.

"Okay, lets run over the sex room scene."

I helped him carry his camera equipment down a hallway and to a closed room. Shane opened the door and flipped on the switch.

I stared in disgusted awe at the room. I felt my face heat up just looking at it!

It practically screamed sex. Handcuffs, blow up dolls, and blindfolds were scattered around the room.

"Liking the props, eh, Joey?" Shane asked chuckling, examining my expression.

"Eww... No thank you..." I mumbled, glaring at a stack of dildos in a corner. I could at least try to keep my innocent profile.

My lower region didn't agree with my mindset as I felt a tent rise in my pants. Shit!

"Aww c'mon. We're gonna be using those later." I looked at him bewildered, hoping he hasn't noticed my slight bulge.

"Haha... Ha... Very funny..." I said, the pitch in my voice heightening a bit. I hate when it does that...

"No it's not..." Shane just stared at me solemnly, which made me uncomfortable. He turned back to his camera and set it up in a specific position.

"Take off your shirt."

"Wait, what?"

"Just do it. I wanna see how the shot will work with you shirtless. Besides, I wanna see those sexy abs." He said with a joking manner.

I sighed and pulled my shirt over my head, tossing it to the side. Shane seemed to stare at my bare chest for seconds before finally speaking.

"Okay... I'm gonna have to tie you up for this scene... And blindfold you... That okay?"