50 Shades of Grey *REAL VERSION*

Chapter Juan

A thicc demon named Sebastian Michaelis made a contract with a very short mad lad. This "mad lad" was a 5'0" 13 year old known as Ciel Phantomhive, the queen's bitch. He was known for doing her dirty work, like taking out groups of pill-pushers, dirty immigrants from Wakanda, and also sleeping with the enemy occasionally... erm... uhhh
Nevermind thats Sebastians job.
#neverforgetthenun

However, today was pretty low-key. With nothing on the agenda, Sebastian made his young master's eggs benedict with earl grey tea.

"Is that earl grey I smell?" The young Earl asked his competent butler.
"You always have an excellent sense of smell bocchan" Sebastian replied unfazed.
"hmm" Ciel lightly hummed at the rather attractive butler using Japanese. Sebastian gave his master the delicate tea cup filled with the golden liquid.

Mid-day had finally come as Bard was in the kitchen preparing the Earl Phantomhive's lunch, or shall I say, flambéing it by the looks of the now burnt chicken that was practically charcoal.
"What would make you think that using a flamethrower on meat was a good idea you imbecile?" Sebastian asked the incompetent chef.
"Things were taking awhile sooooooo, I used me flamethrower" the blond 'Merican scratched the back of his head as Sebastian gazed upon Bard's frizzed hair that somewhat resembled an afro.
"Ugh why do act like you're always low on time. There is exactly enough time to roast and season a chic-" Sebastian's question was cut off when he heard a loud bang and "SEBASTIAAAAAAAN!!!" ring out from an annoying glasses-wearing ginger named Mey-Rin.
"Of course." The butler grunted as he rolled up his sleeves to prepare for whatever shenanigans Mey-Rin had gotten herself into. "Just find a way to make something not completely repulsive."
"You got it Mister Sebastian" Bardroy said with finger guns and a wink.

"How gay" Sebastian noted to himself as he walked out. "Speaking of the matter of homosexuality, I wonder how the young lord's Finny x Bardroy fanfic is going. How childish of him to think that he could hide something of that magnitude from me."

"SEBASTIAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"

"I'm coming( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Sebastian murmured to himself.

"S-s-sebastian....... I seem to have seen something that I really shouldn't have" Mey-Rin stuttered, quaking in her boots.

"What have you done this time?" The demon put his hand to his head in frustration.

Mey-Rin immediately shoved something in his face. It was so close to his seductive orbs that the demon could barely even make out what the object was.  

"I-I-I was cleaning the Guest Room where Lau was staying.... a-a-nd.... it appears he had left this."

Sebastian snatched the rectangular object, and Mey-Rin's weave with it, and saw a naked Ran-Mao painting. Her boobs were the size of 2 mega turquoise orbeez. The moment Sebastian saw her plump baby feeders, he cringed and closed his crimson orbs. However, one might ask why a perfectly sexy sexually active demon might cringe at seeing huge oriental knockers, but you must also note that this sexy sexually active demon liked little boy wee-wees, not b00bs.

Sebastian simply sighed, and shoved the painting in his rectum so he could dispose of it later.

The Cowboy Bebop™ opening played in his head as he jumped in his 21st century space ship to ride off to North Korea to drop off the painting to Kim Jong-un.

"That takes care of that" Sebastian was in the manor's courtyard as he wiped the dust of off his gloved hands.

The Phantomhive manor was bustling with the 4 out of 5 servants that it had. Mey-Rin was frantically running around trying to make every floor and stair rail shine before the butler returned from the sovereign nation that was North Korea. Bard was searching for the lost living chicken that he was supposed to make into the young lord's lunch. The chicken could be seen squawking around the manor. Bardroy's fruitless chasing look as if it was from an American children's cartoon. Finny was trying desperately to make the roses bloom. Snake was just chillin' like a villain on the couch with his lit snakes.

Apparently, they were too late. The dependable butler had returned within a record time of 0.2 milliseconds.

"Goddammit" Mey-Rin said completely out of character.

However, despite Mey-Rin's odd behavior, the butler kept walking so he could get to the young Earl's study.

The butler furrowed his brows when he heard the strangest noise coming from the young lord's office. It wasn't the usual moans that came from Ciel's daily masturbation session, no, it was something completely different.

The noise was an incredibly kawaii sounding Japanese women singing the words...

"SMILE"

"SWEET"

"SISTER"

"SADISTIC"

"SURPRISE"

"SERVICE"

The butler hesitantly opened the door to see his young lord, with his baby ochinchin in hand, watching anime openings on an Apple Mac 2.

Despite the horny teen's strange weeaboo actions, Sebastian Michaelis still felt a strong connection towards his child master. Until he ate his soul, Sebastian would always serve and please his master, as that was his master's wishes.

SMUT STARTS *******

Sebastian, as always, took off his tail coat and laid Ciel on the desk. Since the young lord was already butt naked, there was no need to take off any articles of clothing. It actually shocked Sebastian to see that Ciel had even been able to take off his clothes himself.

"You've grown up...." Sebastian remarked. His now bright pink eyes were filled with lust as he stared at his master's erect pee pee.

Ciel gulped when he saw the bulge in the demon's trousers. Even though he had taken it before, it still always scared him. Ciel could feel himself somehow grow even harder  at the thought of Sebastian's massive tralala penetrating his clenched poo poo hole.

Sebastian licked his lips in the sexy way he always did. He ripped off his clothes with great strength. He pulled a whip out of nowhere and slapped it against Ciel's family jewels.

"Doggy style. NOW!" Sebastian barked.

"Yes" Ciel simply said. Sebastian was the only one that he could show this submissive side to. Sebastian loved it when the roles were reversed and Ciel called him master.

Sebastian put the whip on the chair, as it seemed their was no need for it here. "Good dog" he whispered in his slave's ear as he took to his knees. He positioned himself right behind Ciel, and thrust in.

"ARRRRGGHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH" Ciel screamed in pleasure as Sebastian hit his prostate.

To ample Sebastian's little bitch's pleasure, he gave Ciel's wee wee a hand-job.

"OHHhhhhh you touch my tralala~ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMh my ding ding dong~~~~~~~" Ciel's eyes rolled into the back of his head.

The beginning saxophone solo of George Michael's "Careless Whisper" could be heard as the stars aligned.

In fact, the beautiful gay act summoned the REAL George Michael from Heaven. He began to sing along with the sexy sax playing in the background.

However, just as Sebastian was about to cum, the door burst open.

SMUT ENDS ******

"My lord, I have brought you your- WHAT THE FUCCCKKK?"

Alas, the perfect moment was ruined by Bardroy and Company, just as it always was.

Let's just say.... Sebastian, Ciel, Mey-Rin, Snake (including all of his little friends), and Bardroy, had to end up telling Finny what the birds and the bees where.

"You see, when a little master and demon servant love each other-"

"WAIT YOU'RE A FUCKING DEMON????!!!!"

***************** Sequel is a work in progress******************