2Doc Stuff - a Parody Fanfic 😌✨

Blue + Green = Turquoise

⚠️ Smut Warning ⚠️ 

( Pasta, if you're reading this, don't. It's for big ppl only go back to beyond. Ily )

Anyway.

OH THIS IS SO GAY IM NOT EVEN RE READING IT/ RE WRITING BUT IF UR BOB I KNOOOWWWWW THIS SHIT IS SO BAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Murdoc and 2D were at a nightclub sort of
thing. 2D was extremely drunk, but not Murdoc, he drank responsibly. The 2 made their way downtown, trynna get home.

They made their way to 2Ds room. 2D giggling and snickering. They entered the room. 2D closed the door behind him and locked it.

"Um 2D" Murdoc said concerned "why did you lock the do-" Murdoc was interrupted by 2D pushing him, which caused Murdoc to fall on the bed.

"S-sTuaRt?" Murdoc said getting flustered "w-whAt aRe yOu D-Doing??"

There was no response.

2D started taking his leather jacket off, making his way over to Murdoc. 2D started kissing Murdoc furiously which caused Murdoc to let out a sharp gasp. Murdoc was trying his best to sit up.

2D pulled away to breath. He started taking his clothes off.

"Wait 2D..." he said heavily breathing "you're not trying to-" Murdoc was interrupted by 2D shushing him.

"2D, Ur drunk u don't know what ur doin-"

"Murdoc." 2D interrupted "we've known each other for about 19 years now ( this takes place around the end of phase 4 btw) I want to do this." 2D taking his fucking pants off.

"I- I understand b-But don't yo-"

"Do you want to do it?" 2D interrupted again

"What?"

"I said, Do you want to do it?"

"I....." Murdoc looks away "....yes" he whispers. Covering his face with his arm.

"Good."

2D started slowly taking Murdocs pants & underwear off. Murdocs arm still covering his face from embarrassment. 2D sucked on his fingers and then gently....shOved that you know where causing Murdoc to whine a little.

2D snorts "this reminds me of chapter 1" 2D said moving his fingers around.

"W-what the fuck 2D-!" Murdoc sprung his hips up, a moan escaping from him. He quickly covered his mouth with both hands from embarrassment.

2D chuckled evilly "well then" 2D said taking his finger o u t. "how about the real thing?" He said taking his underwear off. What a piece of shit.

Murdoc had seen 2D naked before accidentally, but he never rlly seen 2D just ExpOse his body to him LIKE that.

2D aligned his member. Oh god I've never written things like this i-

"You know this might hurt right?" Murdoc covers his head with his arm and nods. "Alright, take a deep breath, and it's gonna be in"

( big fucking credit to qlossydoll   for that quote lmao anyway carrying on )

2D gently e n t e r e d Murdoc and started...um moving. Murdoc felt a sharp pain. It was weird rlly. To think that ur best mate, who you've known for 19 years is just fucking u now.

Murdoc grabbed the sheets tightly, One arm still covering his face. it's been a while since he felt such pleasure.

"Murdoc..." 2D said heavily panting "don't cover your face..." 2D removed Murdocs arm from his face.

"Y-you're crying?" 2D stopped thrusting ew.

"N-no" Murdoc sniffs "it's just...it's just- YOU KNOW??" Murdoc said folding his arms and pouting.

"YeaH" 2D cHucKles suddenly thrusting into murdoc which caused the poor green male to flinch in pain the poor thing rlly.

"W-wait 2D" Murdoc said his breath getting unsteady "I-im g-going t-" as u all probably guessed, Murdoc hit climax. Ew.

2D just kept thrusting into Murdoc because he's a bitch which just caused Murdoc to whine in pain.

"M-me too" 2D said heavily breathing. He pulled out and hit climax too, making Murdocs stomach dirty with cu-

2D lied down next to Murdoc, both trynna catch their breaths. They faced each other and started kissing. UwU.

Murdoc, being the bitch he is started s e c r e t l y grabbed his, and 2Ds member and started rubbing them together so f t ly. Ew wtf.

"W-wait mUrdoc!" Murdoc just kept going lol.
"You- ah! Kno- know I feel too much pleasure when y-you do that or s-something"

"So?" Murdoc said grinning

"So?!" 2D said barely containing himself "i- you're such a id-" 2D said hitting climax AGAIN.

"-Iot.." he finished.

"I love you too" Murdoc said kissing 2Ds forehead.

"I-" 2D retched and sprung out of bed, making his way to the bathroom.

"Oh mY fuck 2D!" Murdoc yelled, following 2D.

2D just straight up shoved his head in the toilet and threw Up.

A weird silence filled the room.

2D, with his head still in he fucking toilet, just gave Murdoc a thumbs up.

Murdoc sighed "there goes our fucking promise.."

~ The End ~

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Hi I never write smut like this, forgive me.

Inspiration for this? Andrômeda.
2:02 - 2:20. Dont ask.

Sorry for not writing in a while, now gag