Pocket Pen, Pocket Phone, Pocket Othinus

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Again...Mikoto had the 200 ft Happy dream. She always had the 200 ft Happy dream. It always ended up with a Godzilla sized Happy stomping through Academy City looking for fish, while firing destructive eyebeams that turned everything to cinders. Mikoto suspected that maybe Happy had caused some deep trauma in her when they first met and he got her and Lucy to dress up in bikinis on a job....it was far fetched...but how else did you explain such a weird frequent dream?

Well this time, the dream got even worse! This time, the gigantic Happy suddenly turned into Ulquiorra in his Segunda Etapa form and he looked down at Mikoto saying. "Do fish know true despair? How about you?"

"Er....I'm not a fish.." Mikoto's dream self had said.

"Oh...what a bother then." said dream Ulquiorra as he stepped on dream Mikoto.

Mikoto woke with a start, shouting. "ULQUIORRA'S A FISH!!!"

"REALY!!!??" Happy shouted who happened to  sitting next to Mikoto. "I WANNA EAT HIM!!!"

Mikoto blinked a few times, staring up at the wooden cieling, and feeling the pile of blankets on top of her. "E-eh? Where am I?"

"You're in a house!" Happy said cheerfully.

"Er...yeah, I kinda figured that...but how the heck did I get in the house?"

"We found you all beat up by Ulquiorra in the desert." said Happy. "Wendy tried to heal you...and so did Nel...she has healing spit ya know? Anyways, your injuries were so bad, Nel was like: 'Oh no! The Sexy Demon's going to die!' and then Ichigo had this cool idea to bring you to the outskirts of this place which is one of the villages where all the departed souls go when they die! Since we're on the outskirts though, we managed to find this old lady who was kind enough to let us stay..."

"Wait! D-does that mean we made it out?" Mikoto asked.

"Yep!" Happy said cheerfully. "It was kinda easy towards the end though....but since Crime Sorciere beat Nnoitorra, and Yammy was stuck in the sand...plus Grimmjow didn't seem so interested in fighting anymore...I guess it should have been easy!"

"What about Ulquiorra?"

Happy looked troubled. "A-actually. Nobody knows what his deal was...he kinda let us all go...though Ichigo said he could sense him watching us the whole time...."

"He must have felt you were too much of a weakling!! Lucky ass esper!! Had you let me out from the beginning we wouldn't have gotten beat up so bad!! That's why I should be the Queen!! I refuse to be cut to ribbons with a weakling like you!!"

"Shut up.." muttered Mikoto.

"Huh?" said Happy.

"Wasn't talking to you." said Mikoto. "Forget it....wait...you said we escaped right? Erza said..Laxus..and the others were waiting on the other side, and the others icluded....TOUMA!!"

Mikoto threw off her blankets and tried to get up then yelled out in pain, falling back down on her back. "OWwwwww..."

"Don't move!" Said Happy frantically. "Wendy said you'd be too injured to move for at least 3 days!"

"Hey.." said Mikoto. "I'm fast healing...don't talk to me about..."

"SEEXXXY DEEEEMMON!!!!!" shouted another voice. Nel shot out of nowhere and rammed straight into Mikoto's gut, causing her to scream out in even more pain. "WHAT THE HELL!!!!??"

"OH SEXY DEMON!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE FOR!!!" Nel sobbed as she squeezed Mikoto's torso tighter. "OH SEXY DEMON!!! BIG SISTER DEMON!!!!"

"Agggghh......OWwwwwOWWWwwwww" Mikoto groaned. "N-Nel...p-please...my ribs are kinda delicate right now......aaggggggggghhhhhh...."

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