I just woke up and i have no clue where i am. I roll over and find my best friend, Miranda. We are in the same bed-- and wearing nothing but our bras and underwear! What the fuck happened? Where am i? I sit up and look at the bedside table. I find my phone, a cracked samsung galaxy S3. I look through it for anything to tell me what happened. I find pictures of Miranda, 2 guys, and I at some bar. I dont remember any of this. I decide to wake up Miranda.
Me: Miranda! *Shaking her* WAKE UP!!!
Miranda: Calm down gurl.
Me: Miranda shut up! Look around. Is this place familiar to you?!?
Miranda: Yes its the boys' house.
Me: What boys?!
Miranda: The boys we came home with from the bar. They wanted us to sleep with them in their beds, but i said we better not, on how much we had to drink, and we just met them.
Me: Im so confused. I remember going to the bar, but i dont remember meeting any guys.
*Knocking on the door*
Im basically naked! Who could it be?!
Miranda says come in not worrying about what she is wearing, or well... what she isnt wearing to be honest.
Its a really hoooootttttt guy! He says "Hey beautiful" I think he is talking to Miranda. Miranda is beautiful. Beyond beautiful. All of the guys that we know, have a crush on her. She is beautiful no matter what she wears, or what she isnt wearing. She has the perfect body. Not to chubby, but not to skinny, like those nasty models. She is overall perfect. Honestly. Im the ugly friend in our friendship.
Anyways, it turns out this gorgeous guy was talking to me, because right after he walked in, another gorgeous man walked in, jumped in bed with Miranda and started kissing and cuddling with her. I jump out of the bed, basically because i was pushed out, but made sure i grabbed a sheet to cover myself with. I grab the guy that was talking to me, and lead him out into the hallway.
Me: I dont know where to start..
Him: Dont start anywhere. *Begins to kiss me*
Me: No, no. I cant. I mean dont get me wrong you are one gorgeous man.. but i have alot to ask you before we can get anywhere near that again.
Him: Okay, what do you need to ask?
Me: First what is your name, mystery man?
Him: Logan.
Me: Okay. Next, where am i?
Logan: Your at mine and Tyler's loft.
Me: So we are still in Boston?
Logan: Yes. *laughs*
Me: *giggling* Good. Just making sure. Now.. how far did we go?
Logan: We didnt get anywhere. We only kissed, and you danced with me. And i have to say, you are a great drunk dancer.
Me: *Blushing* Uh.. thanks.. i guess..
Logan: I love when you blush, its so adorable.
Me: Ughhh. Anyways. Howdid this all happen?
Logan: Its a long story, and we will all explain later, over breakfast.
