the office (pure smut) oneshots

Dwight x Jim

It was a wet, hot night on Schrute farm, Scranton PA. Mose was asleep and Dwight sat on his bed thinking about paper, Jim, and his job. He couldn't wait to wake up early and start his routine, like he does everyday. Soon, he too fell asleep.
Little did he know, on the other side of town, disaster had struck. The Scranton power plant had exploded quietly in the night, due to over heating. Unfortunately, the plant's alarm did not go off (a worker had forgotten to check it) resulting in the undetectable leakage of radioactive particles, carried by the wind, heading directly towards Jim and Pam's house.

"Ok, I have a new idea, Micheal" exclaimed Dwight, excitedly. "We take the paper, and add a new lemon scent to it, that way we can maximize profits and sales!"
Micheal looked pleased, but then he decided he wanted in on the credit. "That sounds good Dwight, but I feel like I came up with that one once... Maybe we should tell David it was my idea?" Micheal jokingly said, but Dwight did not look happy.
"No way! I made it and therefore I feel the nee-"
Suddenly, Jim burst through the door. But, something wasn't right. He walked in an odd gait, he looked more blushy and pink than usual, and most importantly, he didn't have Pam with him.
"What's wrong Jim? Why are you pink? And where's Pam? And why are you so late?" Micheal fired off questions towards the flushed Jim, but he just walked right through him, to Dwight.
"Listen here you sexy elf looking bitch, I need you to leave me alone today, or else you will pay. That means no impish pestering, no useless facts, etc. But if you do, however, disturb me, tonight will be a very different day for you, I promise."
Everyone was shocked. Not only had Jim sworn for the first time, he had threatened another employee, which was against the rules. The most shocked, however, was Dwight. There was something very alluring about him. The look that Jim had in his eyes was enough to cut a man, the effortless sexiness in his rough, low voice was rejuvenating, his hair was messed up and he was practically dripping lust.
Dwight resisted looking at his moist lips. "Um, ok... Although I just have one question... Where's Pam?"
"She took a sick day" Jim replied to Dwight, staring his sea green eyes right into his baby blue eyes. There's was something so sexy and dominant about him today. Dwight just couldn't figure it out.

As the day passed, Dwight was cautious as to not annoy Jim. They didn't talk at all for the whole day. But as soon as everyone left, Dwight was stopped by Jim.
"Jim? What are you doing?" Dwight questioned as Jim shushed him. Jim ran his fingers through Dwight's hair and pushed him up against the wall.
Jim leaned in close and whispered in Dwight's ear, "I've been waiting for this ever since the first time I met you, Dwight. I've wanted to hug you, kiss you, feel your warmth." Jim hoisted him up and put Dwight's crotch against his own, slowly licking his earlobe. "I believe the power plant exploded last night, and a non-fatal amount of radiation came on to me and Pam, as I left the window open. Foolish me." His voice became raspy at that last part. He hovered his soft lips lightly on the sensitive part of Dwight's neck. Dwight whimpered. "The sudden urge I feel to fuck the living daylight out of you is a side effect of the radiation. The only way I can help myself get better is if I cum deep inside you. Then I will be healthy and I can fuck Pam and heal her too. So why don't we quit the chit chat and get busy?"
"Yes daddy" Dwight moaned.
"Oh? Daddy? I like that. That's hot. Keep calling me that."
Jim released Dwight from the wall, and they stumbled into the conference room, turned the lights off, and pulled down the shades. "Oh the things I'm going to do to you" Jim growled.
Dwight went down on Jim and unzipped his pants, revealing his enormous member. It was at least a foot long. Dwight began to lightly lick the head, brushing the tip of his tongue up and down his length. Abruptly, he took the whole foot long down his throat and Jim moaned. He started stroking back and forth, but as soon as he could feel Jim reaching his climax, he stopped sucking, and took his mouth off it with a pop.
"Oh god, Dwight why'd you stop!?" Jim cried out to his Amish little twink.
"Bend me over and destroy me. I want you to give me all you got. Savor it. Make sure I won't be able to sit for the rest of the week. Daddy."
Jim eagerly accepted Dwight's request, and the two stripped down to bare skin. Slowly but surely, Jim inserted his member into Dwight. It hurt at first, of course, but Jim went slow. Then, the pain melted into pleasure. Dwight could feel every single thrust in his toes, as he cried out Jim's name over and over. "Pam is lucky" Dwight thought, "Jim is amazing in bed."
"Slap me" Dwight said. Jim did just that.
"Harder" Dwight moaned. Jim did just that.
"Cum inside me" Dwight cried out. Jim did just that.
Jim left Dwight a tired, wet mess on the table, and with that, he left to go heal Pam.

The local news station reported the weird anomaly many faced that night of having hightened libidos, pinkish skin, and raspy voices. Not to mention many did things that they regretted that night. The nuclear power plant was shut down permanently and was only used to be studied. Everyone working on the plant was fired.

As for Dwight and Jim, they never talked about that night ever again. The next day, Jim and Pam came in looking healthier than ever. Despite that, the tension between Jim and Dwight was thick and overwhelming. They knew what they did, and they both wanted to forget it. It was between them and them only. But, deep inside, they were glad to get that out.