{This... Idek. Towards the end it's PG-13, js.}
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Are you two furrys? If so, mate~!
Stranger: Furrys ?
You: I don't even know...
Stranger: Me neither
You: Funny?
You: Funky?
Stranger: Furby ?
You: I'm running out of f words to say, haha.
Stranger: :p
Stranger: How are you, my friend ?
You: I am swell, thank you for asking. And you?
Stranger: I'm fine ty !
Stranger: Are you a boy or a girl ?
You: You are most welcome.
You: I'm a unicorn.
Stranger: The last one ?
You: Yes... But the Uni Hunters must not find out about me.
Stranger: I'm a uni hunter :s
Stranger: But i will not kill you
You: How can I be so sure?
Stranger: If you me where the other are...
You: I cannot disclose that information.
Stranger: You're my friend :(
Stranger: I'm kind :(
You: Hmm... I suppose that's alright then...
Stranger: Thank you !
You: Okay.... they're on Batman island...
Stranger: Can i ask you something ?
You: Sure.
Stranger: Who was the first one with a horn ? You or the narwalls ?
You: WE WERE. THEY'RE LIARS.
Stranger: I knew it !
Stranger: They lied to me !
You: They lie to everyone.
Stranger: They said i had to kill the unicorns
Stranger: Cause you faked them...
Stranger: They are so mean :s
You: We did no such thing! :O
Stranger: I'm going to kill those narwalls !
You: I WILL HELP YOU.
Stranger: Bring me an army of unicorns !
Stranger: With pink weapon !
You: But... I am the last of my kind...
Stranger: That shoot with stars
Stranger: I'll make other unicorns !
Stranger: Give me sperm or an oöcyt !
You: Whaaatttt? xD
Stranger: And i will make 10000 unicorns !
You: Okay, well, I'm a female so I have no sperm.
Stranger: Oöcyt then :p
Stranger: Wanna here a secret ?
You: Sure. ^-^
Stranger: Hear*
Stranger: I'm also a unicorn :$
Stranger: That's why i wanted to know where you are
You: But you hunt us?
Stranger: No, i said it to know where you are
Stranger: So i can come and join you !
Stranger: We are the last one !
Stranger: We have to save our species !
You: So we have to repopulate the unicorn world that lives on Batman Island...?
Stranger: Yup
You: Oh my. It suddenly got hotter in my cave.
Stranger: We have to make a lot of baby unicorns
You: That means we should get started right away.
Stranger: Right now !
You: Okay!
Stranger: Stop m.asturbating and let's fu.ck !
You: I'm not m.asturbating! :o Fine. But you have to come to me.
Stranger: Let's save the unicorn !
You: Yay!
Stranger: So let's f.uck the whole night !
You: And all through the morning!
Stranger: Yeah !
Stranger: And of course you're not m.asturbating
You: Alrighty then. Come here, lover.
Stranger: You're a girl :p
You: Girls can m.asturbate too you know. xD
Stranger: I know :p
You: Get over here already.
Stranger: But i don't know a single girl who does it
Stranger: Stop making me horny :o
Stranger: Or i'm going to have a boner :o
You: Well...
You: It IS smexy time.
Stranger: So... ?
You: That tends to happen.
Stranger: That's true :p
{Nothing happened, haha. I don't roll that way.}
