The battle of Dazai and Chungus

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Dazai was strolling down the streets; looking up at the sky, thinking about the perfect method he could die from, when suddenly he saw big chungus descending from the sky and landed right before his eyes.

"Brave one, square me to gain one wisheth. Faileth and thee kicketh the bucket" big chungus screamed, drawing his sword.

Daz raised a brow but went along with it anyway. Bringing out his rocket launcher, he launched the rocket straight at big chungus and it exploded the whole area. 

Chungus then stabbed Daza and Dazai fell down onto the floor. 

"Thee hath lost the battleth so anon thee kicketh the bucket" Chugus said with a confident pose

Da felt his last breath grow short and ded 

Canguse later became a university teacher but got caught for tax fraud and went to prison for life.
The end