Okay, so one day, this random girl named Mikan was super depressed cuz her girlfriend named Junko (more like JUNK) broke up with her. So she was all like "oof depression, kill me, awawawwwwawawawaawa" after that, she just decided to watch Hajime and Nagito be gay af and cry.
"HINATA I LOOOOOOOOOOVE U" Nagito said "I love you too!" Hajime returned happily "Marry me Hinata!" "No" "wH" he stuttered "wHY??" "I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER!" "CHIAKI?! I'LL KILL HER WHEN I FIND HER!"
Suddenly Chiaki walked in and hugged Hajime "Or she will find... YOU!" Chiaki yelled "CHIAKI!" Hajime said.
Mikan started crying "RIGHT WHEN I SHIPPED THEM!"
"The mysterious wedding, has been our wedding all along, YOU ARE NOT INVITED! Will you be my maid of honor?" Chiaki asked Nagito "of course sister, I hate you so much!" He said looking at her angrily.
"Goodbye, Brother, I'll see you after the wedding!" "Goodbye, sir Komaeda, I will always love you!" Hajime said, shedding a tear
"Hinata..." Nagito whispered to himself.
Everyone was crying now, even Fuyuhiko and Hiyoko, and they were the ultimate bitches.
