I reakon,
Santa Claus 🎅🏽
Is a dirty,
old sprite!
Who sneaks into ,
Small children's
bedrooms,
At night!
While visions ,
Of sugar plums,
Dance
in their heads.
The dirty cunt,
Wanks off
all over ,
Their beds !
He spies ,
How they've hung
their stockings ,
With care.
And, thinks to himself.
I can shit ,
Right in there !
He grabs some
clean clothes,
From draws,
to wipe his arse.
Then positions himself ,
On their beds
for ,
Face farts !
Then , leaving some
toe jam and,
Snot from,
his nose .
Out to the Christmas tree,
He then
goes,
As he sprays the tree,
With his diarear ,
Laughing ,
that he won't be
back now ,
For a year !!
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"MADE YOU LOOK! YOU DIRTY CHOOK!" By dkmdundas WARNING!!18+ offensive language!
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