My name is Peeta Mellark, people think I live in Panem, but that is not the truth! I live in Hogwarts! Instead of 12 Districts, we have 4 Houses. They are Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin, and Ravenclaw. I don't know what Suzane Collins was thinking!
*************FLASHBACK**********
First day at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry......
"PEETA MELLARK!!!!!" Professor McGonagall screeched as she read my name off the list to go get sorted by the sorting hat. I Slowly walked up, wobbling at the feet, a Little too much because I tripped and fell flat on my face. I heard giggles from the crowd as I turned red. I carefully sat on the stool, and I felt a crack under me. And I soon fell to the ground with a THUMP! I broke the stool! Oh-no! McGonagall was gonna kill me! But all she did was roll her eyes and she walked off to gt a new one from the storage closet. I was soooooo embarrassed! She came back with the stool a whole ten minutes later! She had a grumpy look on her face as she placed the stool on the ground. Then I sat down, with I'm Sexy and I know it stuck in my head. I couldn't help myself. That song was just to tempting. I leapt off the stool and bellowed, "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" And started to dance crazily, looking at a certain girl in the crowd that i knew was gonna be mine. She was a Gryffindor, a beautiful one, too. Long, black hair, and sparkling green eyes. She was staring at me with her jaw dropped. She loved me, I knew it.
As Professor McGonagall screamed her head off, I couldn't take my eyes off that precious beauty! As I sat down on the stool, she grabbed the hat and started to place it on my head. Usually the hat covered the others eyes, but this time it barely fit on my head! Again I heard giggles from the crowd! "OUCH!" I heard the hat say! After he stopped crying he said,"HUFFLEPUFF!" Instead of clapping like they usually do, there were loud boos! I started to get very teary! That wasn't even the worst part, all the other houses started to scream and shout YAY! I thought to myself, am I really that bad? Naaaaa, I thought, pushing the thought out of my mind. Hufflepuff booed the other houses cause they didn't get me! And the other houses cheered because Hufflepuff got such an excellent, aspiring student. I smiled to my self, taking a seat next to a fairly hot blond chic, she quickly scooted away, probably going to tell her friends a hot dude sat next to her.
I watched the rest of the sorting then the feast started. Don't even get me going, there was evvery freaking food in the world. When the food appeared on the tables I screamed, "HOLY S***!" Then everybody looked at me, the hot, lovely, Peeta Mellark.
A/N HEeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! I know, sorry to all you Peeta lovers, but its still funny, riiiight? :D plz post your comments because I am wondering if it is funny or not- and don't say no just because you're a Peeta <3er
PS I know, its short, Chapter two will be longer though
Looooooove, Pinky<3
