Kyle of the dead 💀
I walk over to Stan tiredly dragging my feet along the floor. I hear Kenny shout at me from the back of the bus.
Kenny:" lookin good as always Kyle"
I could tell he was joking I probably looked like a mess right now as I just woke up my hair was probably all over the place.
Kyle:" fuck you kenny"
Kenny:" will do, Kyle, if you really want me to."
I can hear butters stutter something but he's way to quiet but he was blushing a lot. I made it to Stan and he stopped the bus then looked at me.
Stan:" so what's the plan Jew"
Kyle:" don't call me that you'll remind me of the fatass."
Stan laughed while I pouted. I rather not remember Cartman right now especially after what happened to him.
Kyle:" anyway there's this rental mansion in the country side that people would rent for weddings I was thinking we should go there it's only 4 hours away and if we go west then we should pass a few gas stations so we can top up"
I handed him the map 🗺 and he took a glance before nodding. I don't think he actually knows how to read a map... but if it makes him feel smart to look at it like that then who am I to ruin his fun. He started up the bus again, I was on my way to lay back down when Stan interrupted.
Stan:" hey Kyle, do you think you could sit with me.....4 hours of driving can get a little lonely ya know."
I smiled slightly I felt a small dusted blush scratch my face as I sat in the seat next to the driver. There was a comfortable silence for a bit as Stan was trying to figure out where about to turn and read all the rusting road signs.
Stan:" so... when we went back for Clyde jacket yesterday.... that was certainly..... interesting"
I was kinda hoping he wouldn't bring this up. When everyone got out to go find Clyde's jacket me and Stan stayed on the bus. Suddenly a few zombies attacked us. Stan was dealing with them just fine but then one almost bit his shoulder so I overreacted slightly and chopped it up. I started to shout some stupid things in anger that I almost lost my best friend.
Stan:" I don't wanna make this awkward or anything because we still got a while till we arrive but.... did you mean all those things you said? I mean I know you were in anger and panic and all but-"
Kyle:" yeah Stan * sigh* I meant every word. It's just I thought I was gunna lose you for a second and I guess I didn't want to let that happen without saying some stuff so I guess I let it all out there"
Stan:" huh.... it's uh... refreshing to know you care about me so much and you did kinda save my ass I probably wouldn't be here right now if it weren't for your little fit"
Kyle:" I still can't be leave I reacted in such a stupid way though.... the thing was already dead and I was still attacking it, I feel kind of silly now"*flashback*
Kyle of the dead 💀
Kyle:" dude why are we always the ones watching the bus"
Stan:" I wouldn't complain Kyle it's not as bad as having to stress out over gathering food and killing zombies"
Kyle:" fair enough"
We sat there for a few minutes and the others were still looking for Clyde's stupid jacket.
Kyle:" how long does it take to find a fucking jacket?"
Stan:" I don't t know what do you think their doing in ther- do you hear that?"
I listened closely and heard groaning and slobbering from outside the bus. I look over to Stan who puts his finger to his lips signaling to stay quiet. He snuck up to one of the windows and his eyes windend slightly. He quietly tip toed back over and held up 6 fingers meaning there were 6 zombies outside the bus. We had to get rid of them before the others get back. Stan took a knife from the back as he can't use his shot gun or he'll attract more.
Stan: * whispers* "stay here I'll deal with this"
He sneaks of the bus and I follow behind him without him noticing. I watched as he plunged the knife into the back of ones head silently without drawing attention. He does the same to another but he drops its body causing the others to see him because of the noise. He looks slightly frightened but more determined. He runs up to them and repeats his actions for 3 more. They were gone all of them laying in puddles of their sticky dark red blood. Stan looked at me in shock and looked slightly annoyed that I didn't obey what he told me. Just as he was about to shout at me I saw one sneaking up behind him. I started to run up to it as it opened its mouth to bite down on his right shoulder. Just as it's teeth were hovering above his skin I tackled it to the ground and stabbed it with a small sharp stick lying next to us. I stabbed it in the head over and over and over and over. I just couldn't stop the rush and all these emotions inside me just let lose. I was taking all my anger out on a already dead freak. I felt my face start to burn I was clearly as red as the things blood. All these strange and unforgiving feelings just took over. My vision became a blur and my eyes become glassy as they filled with hot bubbling tears and before I knew it I was screaming at the top of my lungs.
Kyle:" NO NO NO!!!!! YOU ARE NOT TAKING HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!! YOU HAD MY MUM YOU HAD MY DAD YOU....YOU....YOU HAD MY FUCKING BROTHER YOU SICK FUCK!!!!! IM NOT LETTING YOU HAVE THE LAST PERSON I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT!!!!!! YOU CANT HAVE HIM YOU CANT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!! YOU CANT TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!! HES ALL I HAVE LEFT IN THIS SICK WORLD HES ALL I HAVE!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!! YOU CANT JUST TAKE HIM FROM ME!!!!! DONT YOU THINK YOU'VE FUCKED MY LIFE UP ENOUGH LEAVE STAN THE FUCK ALONE!!!! YOU TWISTED BASTERD! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!"
I felt a soft touch grab my arm from behind stopping me from continuing to put holes in the monsters head. It was Stan. He had tears threatening to fall from his eyes. He crouched down and pulled me into a hug. The liquid sadness finally spilled from my eyes as I buried my head into his chest and cried my eyes out until I Litrally felt sick and dizzy. The whole time he just sat there rubbing circles into my back whispering sweet reassuring things into my ear. I could tell he was crying to but not nearly as much. I couldn't help it I was so mad at the world I didn't want to stop crying but Stan made it all better he always does.*end of flashback*
Kyle of the dead 💀
Just the memory of it makes me want to burst into tears again but I'm stronger than a memory, Stan tells me I'm stronger than a lot of things.
Stan:" I know how mad you were at that thing and I realise how close I came to dying. I just think you should know I feel the exact same way *blushes* I don't think I could live with myself if you got hurt I don't think I would live at all. Your like the only person I have left ya know?"
I saw his eyes get shiny and wet but he quickly dried them and continued to focus on the road. He comforts me all the time it's finally my turn to do it to him.
Kyle:" we are NEVER going to lose each other ok I promise. Super best friends?"
I see him smile and nod.
Stan:" super best friends"
I hug him, we feel the bus serve and Stan quickly pulls away and adjust the bus throwing everyone everywhere in a desperate attempt to stay on the road causing us to nearly crash. We look at each other in shock before we both break down laughing only for it to be ruined.
Tweek:" GAH WHAT THE HELL STAN!!!"
Stan:" sorry Tweek"
Stan's face flushed with embarrassment and I giggle at him causing him to smile to himself.
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☠️South Park is dead ☠️
Acción(South Park zombie au) WARNING ⚠️ This contains swearing, sexual references and violence. ☠️Anyway, this is my South Park zombie au fanfic. As you probably guessed it involves my favourite characters in South Park in a zombie apocalypse! Hope you e...