The voyage to(insert place) is very rough; almost all of us are all burned to a crisp or starve to death. Joe, over in a corner, looks like a pile of bones draped in a leathery skin. Just the other day, Jr. Johnson tied himself to the boat and went for a swim. Later, I checked on him, only to find half a body on the other end, and blood all over the side of the boat. We must be lost, because about a week ago, we spotted land, and haven't seen it since. _unknown sailor-
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Captain Martian(C.M.) exclaimed, "OI! What is it yous arrrr doin over there?"
Steve said, "Well....I was going to go swimming and see if I could catch any fish."
"NO YE ARRR NOT! YE ARRR GOIN TO GO CLEAN THE BARACKS!" C.M. said.
"But....but sur...I wanted to go swimming before I roast in the sun."
"I dun care what YE want ta do, all I know is what YE is going to do." C.M said with a calmeness that came from nowhere.
