Shrek X Nemo

Chapter 1

Nemo was a lonely fish in the ocean abandoned by his papa marlin his only friend was a dumb bitch named dory who doesn't remember shit. Nemo was swimming near the coast because he liked toes. Little did he know a little bitch name darlene yeeted him out of the water and took him to her tank. A lil seagull cam out of the air and yeeted darlenes weave off before leaving and saying squawk and he took nemo with him. the lil seagull got attacked by pigeons and nemo was dropping in

 a swamp with green stuff and feces. shrek went net fishing in his swamp when he uncovered an orange and white fish and when nemo was pulled out he was facing the ground and all he saw were 4 beautiful toes that had belonged to a green man he admired the toes and toes admired him they even threw him a lil wink a dink. 

Nemo knew this was where he belonged. Nemo was so desperate to get to the toes he did a lil wriggle out of the net and landed on this green specimen. when the specimen realized what was happening he said "agh.. a feesh" Nemo was face to face with the toes and quickly began to take a nibble on the wooden crusty craggly toes. They tasted like cheese water. It was life changing it was new it was kinky. At this very moment nemo knew he would never go back to fish toes. as he was picked up by shrek ,shrek accidentally swiped his finger past his gills. and with that swift movement all had changed for nemo. Nemo was recieving stirrings. Shrek squeezed nemo and held him close to his face and as he opened his mouth to say something nemo caught a glimpse of his gorgeous yellow & black teeth and thought " how could this man get anymore perfect" and then he knew the answer to that question when he spoke..

when he spoke he said "WOT R U DOEN EN MI SWAMP" Nemo fell head over flippers. he knew shrek was the perfect man for him. He knew he'd spend the rest of his life with him.

Nemo tried speaking but was at a loss of words by shreks beauty

shrek said "well are yee gon spek"

all nemo managed to get out was a little squeal.

Shrek said "you vill become me dinner"

Nemo was very pleased by that statement.

Nemo tried all ways to get with shrek nemo was flirting, flaunting his gills, flipping his tail, and sticking out his duck lips.

Shrek had fallen for nemo's ways and he too believed he was in love.

Shrek had carresed nemos gills. and leaned in to give him a lil smooch smooch. Just then another green skinned red headed bimbo fella decided to come thru the woods and this crazy amazonian shot an arrow at the fish

THIS IS THE END OF THIS CHAPTER THERE IS WAY MORE TO COME OMG WHAT HAPPENS TO NEMO WAIT TO SEE COMMMENT UR FEED BACK IF WE SHOULD CONTINUE THANKS BBS LOVE YALL SABDJKFHASKDHFJKASD