Grown-ish

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Before I got on campus at one of The best historically black colleges I actually was flirting with someone I met off of MoSpace named Khalil . Khalil was yellow and watever and y'all know I like my yellow dudes but yea he was yellow and he wasn't ugly but he was socially awkward 😂😂

 Khalil was yellow and watever and y'all know I like my yellow dudes but yea he was yellow and he wasn't ugly but he was socially awkward 😂😂

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I hate like jus talkin to him because all he wanted to do was send nudes. I mean I did enjoy sending them sometimes and some are still in my phone til this day but like I kinda already knew I didn't wanna mess with him. BUTTT I never told him that so now I have a stalker on campus 😂😂.

OMGGGG

One time I went to his room to like chill out cuz like I wanted to meet him in person ....soonnn this dude was wayyy finer in person...

And so we were both laying down jus watching Netflix and I had my weenie(I prefer to call it a weenie rather than a dick)on his back and I got horny and the football player woke up ...

So he asked me if I wanted some head and I said hell yea 😂😂....after that that's when my hoeness started and I stopped talkin to Khalil ..I still see him around campus sometimes and don't say shittt 😂😂

Like I said my hoeness started when I got to college 😂😂or probably when I turned 18. I really don't remember ...but I was old enough to "online date" 😂😂so I downloaded these dating apps like Finder and Crackd and wen I tell y'all my experiences were so bad with Crackd it ain't even funny 😂😂

YALLLLL

One time I got on the app and I really don't talk to older men but he looked so fine in his pictures (catfish) and he was like 39 ...he looked good for a 39 year old IN HIS PICTURES 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

So we texted on the app to link up ...I'm so rebellious and I GIVE NO FU@KS so yea I was linking up wit ppl off the app 😂😂

But back to this old ass man

So we met up and tell me why this man got IN MY CAR smelling like str8 PISSSSSS 😂😂😂I'm like ohh no who tf is this 😂😂and when he finally got all the way in he was like WUSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPP ??

He said that shit so slow and boring because he was pissy drunk LITERALLY 😂😂

Before we met he told me he was gon give me some gas money if I came all the way over there so my dumb ass went over there and after he got in the car he gon ask me

*dialong between Bruno and old man*
Old man : what you got going on
Bruno : *disgusted* uhhh nothing ....do you have my gas money
Old man : yea I got yo gas money but you trying to do something
Bruno : 🤢wat u mean by that
Old man : I mean you look fine over there 😂😂

When he said that I almost threw up in my mouth ...I told my lefthand to call my phone and pretend like it's an emergency...

So she called and I was like ohhh I forgot I got to go get my Lil brother from practice and he was like aww frr ???

And I was like yea i forgot ....but do u have my gas money ??

He was like yea I just gotta go around the corner to my sister house to get my cheek that's like 40.00 then I got to go to an ATM to cash it ...

I was ohhh fuck no ...I dropped his ass off at his so called sister house and never came back ..

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