Before I got on campus at one of The best historically black colleges I actually was flirting with someone I met off of MoSpace named Khalil . Khalil was yellow and watever and y'all know I like my yellow dudes but yea he was yellow and he wasn't ugly but he was socially awkward 😂😂
I hate like jus talkin to him because all he wanted to do was send nudes. I mean I did enjoy sending them sometimes and some are still in my phone til this day but like I kinda already knew I didn't wanna mess with him. BUTTT I never told him that so now I have a stalker on campus 😂😂.
OMGGGG
One time I went to his room to like chill out cuz like I wanted to meet him in person ....soonnn this dude was wayyy finer in person...
And so we were both laying down jus watching Netflix and I had my weenie(I prefer to call it a weenie rather than a dick)on his back and I got horny and the football player woke up ...
So he asked me if I wanted some head and I said hell yea 😂😂....after that that's when my hoeness started and I stopped talkin to Khalil ..I still see him around campus sometimes and don't say shittt 😂😂
Like I said my hoeness started when I got to college 😂😂or probably when I turned 18. I really don't remember ...but I was old enough to "online date" 😂😂so I downloaded these dating apps like Finder and Crackd and wen I tell y'all my experiences were so bad with Crackd it ain't even funny 😂😂
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One time I got on the app and I really don't talk to older men but he looked so fine in his pictures (catfish) and he was like 39 ...he looked good for a 39 year old IN HIS PICTURES 🤦🏾♂️😂So we texted on the app to link up ...I'm so rebellious and I GIVE NO FU@KS so yea I was linking up wit ppl off the app 😂😂
But back to this old ass man
So we met up and tell me why this man got IN MY CAR smelling like str8 PISSSSSS 😂😂😂I'm like ohh no who tf is this 😂😂and when he finally got all the way in he was like WUSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPP ??
He said that shit so slow and boring because he was pissy drunk LITERALLY 😂😂
Before we met he told me he was gon give me some gas money if I came all the way over there so my dumb ass went over there and after he got in the car he gon ask me
*dialong between Bruno and old man*
Old man : what you got going on
Bruno : *disgusted* uhhh nothing ....do you have my gas money
Old man : yea I got yo gas money but you trying to do something
Bruno : 🤢wat u mean by that
Old man : I mean you look fine over there 😂😂
When he said that I almost threw up in my mouth ...I told my lefthand to call my phone and pretend like it's an emergency...So she called and I was like ohhh I forgot I got to go get my Lil brother from practice and he was like aww frr ???
And I was like yea i forgot ....but do u have my gas money ??
He was like yea I just gotta go around the corner to my sister house to get my cheek that's like 40.00 then I got to go to an ATM to cash it ...
I was ohhh fuck no ...I dropped his ass off at his so called sister house and never came back ..
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Storie d'amoreAye y'all if y'all wanna kno how a hard it is for a dL black teenager making it in the real world read this ...it's all about how sooo many ppl messed over him and messed up his life and he is at the point of not knowing what to do anymore ...