Izza me! Mario POV
"Mario! Date me!" "Mario! Help me do my homework!" "Mario! Help unbutton my collar!" Yahoo, itta nevah gez old! (No offense I'm trying to make this sound like Mario's accent) (imma stop and only do it when he talk) With these fans, and my popularity and heroic deeds (By fucking girls that get bullied by Bowsette, MARIO), Peach has to accept my love! All ladies do! After all, im a ladies man. "GAOOO!! Gimme your lunch money please!" I heard a feminine voice. GAO? Isn't that the Bullies thing? I look around to see a kawaii looking Bowsette getting handed money from a Love struck Toad. "Heya! Giva hisa aback" I say. "No u pervert. Gao." She says bluntly as if she didn't have a care in the world. "How acan I gives his amoney back ifa I adont have hisa money?" I say questioning her language. "Dunno, Go fuck a girl or something" she said counting her newly stolen money. "Dang he brung a shit load of coins!" She mumbled in a happy but disappointed tone. "Damn but I need to chop this in half and return half!" She mumbled. "Aight bye shorty Peach ain't gonna accept you tho pervert! Gaooo!" She said smugly. "I am nota pervert And I am nota short!" I shouted loud enough so she could hear. Then boys and girls stared at me. They had that 'Wait what' expression. I wonder why.
The Queens POV (Bowsette)
"HEY YOU LIL TOAD! YOU GAVE ME TOO MUCH MONEY! GAOOO!!" I shouted and as soon as I did everyone stared. I dropped half the coins on the floor in front of him and left. I then walked over to the Super Crown Club room that I formed with my friends. Bullette, Chompette, Boosette, Shyette, Piranette and Goombette. "Hello Ladies! Gao!" I grinned as I entered the club room waltzing up onto the Presidents Desk. "Who shall our next Super victim be?" I asked while coating my claw like nails with black nail polish. "Mario!" Goombette said. "If he's a girl, than he will be hated all over the school for fucking all the girls we 'talked' to and became a girl to get even more girls!" "Noted. Gao." I said. "Any other idea?" I said looking around. "HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING BEAT UP THOSE FUCKING SUPER BROTHERS THAN HANG THEM ON A NOOSE THE-" I stopped Bullette from going further. "Now now, we need something less violent that has something to do with our precious crown. Gao!" I sweatdropped. "How about we see what happens if we put a crown on a power up or Yoshi?" Boosette said shyly. I could already tell she wanted to use it to her advantage to get Luigi to stop using that stupid machine. Don't know how tho. "Noted, Gao" "H-h...how about we do something different, like try beating the school Princess?" Shyette made out. "YES GAO!! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE ARE GONNA DO THAT BUT YES GAO!" I shouted with approval. I turned around and wrote:
Objective:
Beat Peach
"Let's do this! Gaooo!" I shouted "YEAH!" I heard and barely heard from Boosette and Shyette.
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