Chibi's Court God

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???: hello, child./HELLO, CHILD.

Chibi: ?.?

???: you're dreaming./YOU'RE DREAMING.

Chibi: I know, but why do you sound so weird? Also, who ARE you?

???: heeheehee. i am the god to whom you Manifest./HEEHEEHEE. I AM THE GOD TO WHOM YOU MANIFEST.

Chibi: Okaaaay. But seriously, what's up with the VOICE SYNTHESIZER? It's getting really annoying.

???: silence! it is TON something caused by one of your mortals' DIPUTS SECIVED!!/SILENCE! IT IS ton SOMETHING CAUSED BY ONE OF YOUR MORTALS' diputs secived!!

Chibi: ... ... ... ...

Chibi: Woah, calm down lady. Wait, are you a lady? Besides, I've already heard about people like you, considering that YOU'RE NOT PEOPLE.

???: heeheehee, RETHGUAD ENIM. you mortals may call me the illusion as you always have./HEEHEEHEE, rethguad enim. YOU MORTALS MAY CALL ME THE ILLUSION AS YOU ALWAYS HAVE.

Chibi: Well, it's been a while since I've had to deal with shit like this--

The Illusion: you will be silent!/YOU WILL BE SILENT!

Chibi: Okaaaaay...

The Illusion: so. this is the pathetic little scrap that is supposed to represent me? pft, pitiful waste./SO. THIS IS THE PATHETIC LITTLE SCRAP THAT IS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT ME? PFT, PITIFUL WASTE.

Chibi: HEY! You take that back!

Chibi: Kyah--!

The Illusion: and just who will EKAM EM?/AND JUST WHO WILL ekam em?

The Illusion: it would not be UOY by any EKATSIM i presume?/IT WOULD NOT BE uoy BY ANY ekatsim I PRESUME?

Chibi: ... ... And what if it is?

The Illusion: ... you do not have the strength nor the cruelty to do that./... YOU DO NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH NOR THE CRUELTY TO DO THAT.

The Illusion: you are HCUM too soft for my liking./YOU ARE hcum TOO SOFT FOR MY LIKING.

Chibi: ... ... ... ...

Chibi: ... I am NOT soft.

The Illusion: oh? so you are not? i see. how about i arrange a TSET of sorts for you to EVORP FLESRUOY to me then?/OH? SO YOU ARE NOT? I SEE. HOW ABOUT I ARRANGE A tset OF SORTS FOR YOU TO evorp flesruoy TO ME THEN?

The Illusion: to show just how TON TFOS you really are./TO SHOW JUST HOW ton tfos YOU REALLY ARE.

The Illusion: OWO

Chibi: ... ... ... ...

Chibi: ... ... ... I don't like where this is going, but FINE. If it'll stop you from slandering me TO MY FACE I'm sure I'll be able to hack whatever you throw my way. I am NOT AFRAID.

Chibi: >=)

The Illusion: heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! foolish little lamb./HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! FOOLISH LITTLE LAMB.

Chibi: >=(

The Illusion: are you fool enough to refuse to hear what you must do? have i provoked you that much YDAERLA? if i have, then you have DELIAF before you have even started. no daughter of mine should be made to show her EURT SRUOLOC so easily; this is so GNISSARRABME!/ARE YOU FOOL ENOUGH TO REFUSE TO HEAR WHAT YOU MUST DO? HAVE I PROVOKED YOU THAT MUCH ydaerla? IF I HAVE, THEN YOU HAVE deliaf BEFORE YOU HAVE EVEN STARTED. NO DAUGHTER OF MINE SHOULD BE MADE TO SHOW HER eurt sruoloc SO EASILY; THIS IS SO gnissarrabme!

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