I Woke Up In the Morning To Find My Parents ARguing Downstairs, I Walked Into their Bedroom And Found Divorce papers, I Went To Bed.
The Next day I Found A Note From My mother Saying "I'm Gay"
At School, Someone Said That My mom Was Gay. I Turned Around And Said "No Us"
*USSR NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
Plot Twist: The Main Character Is You
