It was just an average day in Scranton, Pa. Everyone was bored and sick of Michael's childish antics, Dwight was annoying as usual, Jim and Pam ya know were just doing there thing, and like always Kelly did not shut the fuck up. The unmotivated and bored employees of Dunder Mifflin decided they needed a little more spice to the day.
“Conference meeting in 5 minutes” called Michael.
“Alright people, I have an idea to get you guys more chipper then usual” said Michael.
“Oh come on Michael, you never have any ideas that are good in anyway” complained Angela, the office bitch.
“Ok, that's a lie Angela! You and the office women should all be punished for being naughty and lieing, and all the office gays can fuck Oscar.”
“Michael that's super offensive, and that technically can't happen on the property.” bitched Toby
“Honestly Toby…… you can go fuck yourself, you know what? I'll fucking do it for you.” yelled Michael out of anger
Michael then took of his pants, his limp mediocre sized penis between his legs started to grow. He then jumped on Toby and started actually fucking the life out of him, there was blood everywhere. Michael fucked Toby so aggressively that he ended slaughtering him, everyone was either in shock or awe with what happened.
“Now, if anyone doesn't want to end up like him, you will have sex with me, right now, in the office, just one big ole orgy” exclaimed Michael
“Yes Michael” said everyone
The clothes of the employees started coming off, everyone was so nervous as to what was about to happen to them. Phyllis started to worry about what Bob Vance was going to think and then thought to herself, Stanley's dick can't be that bad. Meredith and Creed were the only members of the office to ever partake in sexual relations with more than two people. Jim, Pam, Dwight and everyone else were really scared of what was about to ensue.
The first person to make a move in the fuck fest was of course Michael as he was the one who had the entire idea of this.
“ Andy and Dwight, your fucking ass our mine. This is the special treat you guys get for being my right hand mans.”
Andy and Dwight then proceeded to suck one of michaels nuts, they fought over the right one as it was closer to the penis and an accidental lick doesn't do any harm. The next to fuck were Jim, Pam, Kelly, Ryan, and Kevin.
They started off by doing the human centipede, there were many slight moans from all the dirty assholes that were getting licked clean. The group of five then took turns taking it in each other's ass, two people could stick a dick in Kevin's at a time due to his obesity. After that there were even more exchanges of fluids as Blowjobs were given, Kelly refused to give Jim a blowjob, so she just started jacking him off hard enough until there was blood to be used as a natural lubricant.
Meredith, Creed, and Oscar did there own things, a circle jerk. Obviously Meredith can't be jerked off so Oscar fingered her, while he was getting jacked off by Creed, and Creed was getting jacked off by Meredith.
The fuck fest went on for about two hours. It all came to an abrupt stop when CEO David Wallace walked in the door on an unannounced visit on the company's best working branch. He called every single person into the conference room, every employee was scared that they would lose their job.
“ I'm so pissed about this whole thing, it's not even the fact that you all were doing it, it is the fact that you guys didn't even invite me!!!” yelled David
David was then invited to join, and for the rest of the working day, the office became a place to have sex without anyone judging you. Now this was not your average day in Scranton.
