Viking Imagines

The Hangover

BOOM BOOM CRASH. Was all you heard as you woke from a dead sleep. Wiping the sleep from your eyes you looked at the clock, two thirty in the freaking morning. Who the heck could it be, then you remembered you gave Ubbe a key to your apartment when he's in town, he was the only one you had trusted with it, his brothers not so much.
Slipping on your slippers and wrapping a blanket around you, you crept down the hall. Trying to find the switch for the light and not to make to much noise to surprise your vistors. You flashed on the light to see a view you didnt want to see in your life time, especially in your kitchen.
Ubbe, Hvitserk and Ivar standing butt naked at your sink peeing in it. Pots and pans on the floor, they had took the clean dishes out of the sink before peeing in it. How nice of them.
"Guys what the hell are you doing"? You screamed, covering your eyes.
"Nothing". They all said together, smiling from ear to ear as their pee hit the metal. You huffed, grossed out.
"Dude that's so disgusting". You were so pissed.
They turned around with there junk hanging out and swaying in the wind. You couldn't help but laugh at their drunken state.
"Really, then why are you naked and peeing in my sink"?
"What, we didn't do that". Hvitserk stated with a piece of pizza hanging out of his mouth.
"Are you three drunk"? You rubbed the bridge of your nose.
"Just a few drinks, here and there". Ivar said with laugher.
"Well from the looks of it and the smell, you are". You said walking towards the laundry room and grabbing towels, you tossed them to the naked intruders.
"Put these around you, pick a place and sleep this off". You ordered the brothers, pointing to the living room.
They found places around the living room to sleep. Ubbe found the couch, Ivar found him a place in the corner of the room and Hvitserk was under the coffee table cuddling with his pizza. They looked like children having a sleep over.
Sighing you grabbed the bleach and poured every drop in the sink. Scrubbing it until you were satisfied with the out come. You were thankful no one threw up or peed on anything else.
As you left the kitchen you looked in on them before you went to bed. They looked so peaceful when they're sleeping, that was taken away when Ivar rolled over and farted. "Oh God, you guys stink". You pinched your nose.
Staggering back to bed you couldn't wait to finally sleep. Laying in bed you drifted back to sleep easily.
The suns rays hit your face as you groaned rolling over to the clock. It was time to get up and wake the three children. This should be fun, rubbing your hands together with a evil grin on your face.
Stalking in the kitchen, you looked around no one was up yet. Making coffee and bloody marys for the hangovers. You started some breakfast, sunny side up eggs and toast.
Ubbe crawled in the kitchen first. He sat on a stool at the counter.
"You want something"?
"Yeah, you can take me out of my misery ". "Why me"? He ran his hands down his face. His hair a mess and drool running down his chin.
"Thats what you get when you drink alot". You handed him a bloody mary. "Drink that and I'll make you toast.
"Thanks". He gulped it down.
Ivar was next to come in, he took a seat beside Ubbe.
"Drink this". You placed a drink in front of him.
"How did we get here"? He wondered rubbing he throbbing head.
"I dont know". Ubbe said.
"I dont know either but if I knew who dropped you off I would hurt them".
"Why what did we do"? Ubbe questioned.
"I found you three naked in my kitchen peeing in the sink". You informed them.
"No". Ubbe said in disbelief.
"Yes, Hvitserk was eating pizza too". "I dont know where he got it cause I didnt have pizza in my frig". You said as you poured coffee.
"I can't believe we did that". Ivar and Ubbe gasped.
Hvitserk was the last to come in, some time during the night he must have lost his towl. He walked in naked again.
"Can someone tell me why we are all naked and where are our clothes"? He shouted as he covered his goods, eyeing you.
"Y/N said we peed in her sink and that we were naked before she got up". Ivar snared at Hvitserk. "So no we cant".
"Then can you tell me why I have a pepperoni on my ass cheek". He said turning around, picking it off.
You bellied over laughing. "I should get my camera, this is priceless".
"No this will not be told to anyone". Ivar shouted. Pointing his finger at you.
"What ever you say Ivar".
"You guys want some eggs, their sunny side up"?
"NO thanks". Shaking their heads.
"Oh come on boys, when you break the yolks the yellow runs and you can slurp it up with your toast". You said as you made a slurping noise while shaking cooked eggs in their faces.
"I'm going to be sick". Ivar said covering his mouth.
"Y/N would you stop please". Ubbe put his hands up.
"Sure why not, I could eat". Hvitserk looked at his brothers then to you. "What"?
"Hvitserk you're crazy boy". You said as you handed him some eggs, he dug right in. His brothers moaned miserably.
After breakfast, you searched the place and found their clothes. They were hidden in the house plants. Why? The world may never know when it comes to the sons of Ragnar Lothbrok