'Hey Mr.Payne!!'
'Oh, farty there you are! Where have you been?'
'Nothing special. Just farting around and shit. Oh ans i killed a girl today!'
'Aw, thats so cute I'm so proud of you love.'
'Thanks Mr.Payne. I was really stressed so i thought i could come..?'
'Yes of course. But first you need to go through the slapping-room.'
'Yeah i know. I'm going there.'
farty took the elevator and went to the slapping-room.
when farty arrived there were a lot of robots with huge hands.
'Okay. Let's go. SLAP ME!'
The robots started to violently slap farty in the face while they were showing 'Teletubbies'.
*slap* farty's face turned to the right *slap* her face turned to the left *slap* right *slap* left *slap* right *slap* left .. and a teeth fell out.
'That's e-e-e-e-e-e-enough!'
Happy Birthday to Liam James
Payne fartys Therapist
