Oh beans

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•Y/n pov•
I just got a dm, I just got a dm, i just got a dm, wonder who it's from! (blue's clues anyone?)
@finnwolfhardofficial sent you a message
HOLY ME! SHIT! OH BEANS! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? IMMA OPEN THIS BITCH! YOLO!!1!1!!
(Here's your message bitch)
@finnwolfhardofficial hey, y/n right? From Twitter? This is you right? Please say it is. I spent a while trying fo find you😎
@finnwolfhardofficial wait not in a creepy way
@shit.run.its.y/n no, I mean, I don't know how you could send that and make it not seem creepy but I give you an a for effort!
@finnwolfhardofficial Jesus fuck dude it seems like we've been friends forever already
@shit.run.its.y/n ok 1. You just called us friends and I mean holy fuck, zooie mama you're Finn Wolfhard, and 2. Just a lil bit creepy there bud like WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOREVER is sweet but zoinks!
@finnwolfhardofficial shut you're hole miss.
@shit.run.its.y/n *your
@shit.run.its.y/n oh beans I'm in trouble now aren't I
@finnwolfhardofficial yessiree
@finnwolfhardofficial you just watch, one of these days imma finesse your ass at a bomb concert of mine and your gonna be so shook your knees will loose their caps
@shit.run.its.y/n *you're
@shit.run.its.y/n and at that concert imma levitate on stage and bitch slap you so hard your man boobs will concave then recite road to nowhere by the talking heads from memory while you lie on the ground, crying like a sad lil boi and lastly to Finish the show off, collect your tears in a jar and sell them for a shit ton of that sweet baby green
@finnwolfhardofficial I-I think I'm in love
@shit.run.its.y/n ik I would be too man but I gotta blast, the mother beckons me for macaroni 🥴
@finnwoldhardofficial later levitatior 🐀

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