Vanilla

Le Chapter ~ 7

I slammed my locker shut and turned to face Carly. Her hair was in a high pony tail and I wanted to yank it. Just because it's a yankable pony tail and yankable things are fun.

"So uh, what are we doing," she asked as we began to go towards the roof. I seriously don't know why the fuck the roof is unlocked but this school is fucked up so it's whatever.

"We are going to go fuck up a bitch named Chaleah." Carly stopped suddenly. She looks like someone just told her she was preggers.

"Dude, let's go. We don't have much time before her stupid little thing closes." I grabbed her hand and dragged her up the stairs until we finally opened up the door to the roof. There was a line leading up to a huge fancy chair. A girl who looked latino sat in the chair with her legs crossed.

I dragged Carly towards the front of the line because fuck lines. I don't like to wait for shit.

"Hey, you can't skip!"

"Oh no, I don't give a fuck." The girl didn't respond because she probably knows who is daddy.

I stood in front of her little fancy chair with Carly and she smiled like something was funny. "Who the fuck are you and why the fuck do you know my shit." She then stood up and crossed her arms. She was tall but I can take her.

"You got the wrong one boo. You besta turn around because I ain't like the rest of the school afraid of your little weak ass." Her accent was strong, like she was from New Jersey or Boston. I put my hand up just about to swing right in her fucking face when Carly got in between us. "Carly, move out the way." I growled and she still stood there.

"Jade I know Chaleah and she is really chilled out. Maybe we can work this one out without punching someone, because this time i'm 100% sure you will get suspended."

"I don't care if I get suspended. Who is this chick?...oh, irrelevant. So whatever she got to say doesn't matter." I pushed Carly aside and got closer to Chaleah. She was just standing there with a smirk.

"I think you needa back off." Even her stupid accent bothers me.

Carly pushed me back again, "Jade, i'm telling you not to do this alright? Trust me with this one....strawberries" I want to back off but I don't want to seem weak like I can't take her. But....she said our code word, strawberries.

"Alright fine. For Rue, for district 12, and for strawberries," I mumbled and backed off. I began walking away and Carly came running behind me and giving me a huge hug.

"I'm surprised I convinced you. You are such a stubborn whore, I didn't even think strawberries would work." I rolled my eyes and she smiled brightly. I really don't understand why she made me walk away from this one, usually she is all for my fights. She never told me to walk away from one before.

"Chaleah said for us to meet her by the bottom of the stairs in like 5 minutes." I don't want to, but it's whatever now.

When she finally met with us she invited us to her house which I seemed was too nice but Carly thought was a great idea for some odd reason. People die, and she wants to go into strangers houses. That is a no no in the rules of not trying to get fucking murdered.

I'm a very cautious person so if she tries anything sketchy, I have my pocket knife in my boobs.

She lives literally right across from Carly and now I feel like Carly has had a secret best friend without me this whole time. I doubt that though. But her ending up liking a certain boy who loves ice cream is probably a hundred percent possible.

Chaleah yelled out something in spanish and we headed up her long flight of stairs. Her house is way bigger than Carly's, and Carly's house is gigantic.

"Yeah so welcome to my house. Let me answer all your questions before you ask them. Yes, I am obviously rich. Don't ask me how because I don't even know. My dad has never told me what his job is and I don't mind. I only get to meet with him once a month for a whole weekend then he leaves so we have no real relationship. He gives me money to show his love. I have no mom, she died when I was 6. Don't give me pity, I hate that shit. I live here alone with my butler Jose and my maid Rosa. Lastly, " she stopped suddenly and turned to face us, "I am brutally honest. I will tell you straight up and if you don't like to hear the truth, you can walk out just like the many other people that have left my life before."

Holy shit, this is a bitch I think I can chill with. I smiled and she turned back around and continued heading up the stairs to where her room was. Her room was huge, might even be as huge as my fucking house. Which I kind of feel really peasant like, but it's amazing.

"This is my room. There is a fridge over there, you can totally take something if you are hungry or whateves." I sat down in one of the bean bag chairs shocked but not trying to show it. Carly seems to have been here many times before since she already got comfortable on the bed.

"Nice dude. You're living the life." She shrugged and went into her fridge and took out a pepsi.

"So Jade, how do you feel about Chaleah now?" Carly questioned taking off her shoes then smiling at me like she knew my answer already.

"Well, she is pretty legit. I'm not saying we can be best friends and finga pop each others assholes and shit. But you know, she is cool." They both bursted out in laughter which made me laugh too. We probably will end up being good friends.

We talked for about 4 hours and just had a really good time. I haven't had this much fun talking to people in a while. I totally forgot about the fact that she told all my business, but i'll let this one pass.

"Dude, give me the hot Cheetos!" Carly whined trying to reach over Chaleah to grab the little that was left in the bag.

"Phh, sorry Carly. We asked you if you wanted some." Chaleah quickly stuffed her face with the rest and I laughed. Ugh, it's already late. I'll just go to Carly's house or something.

"So who was that dude you were with the other day?" Chaleah said with her mouth full of hot Cheetos.

I shrugged, "his name is Austin, I call him Vanilla. He is just some weirdo who tried to rob me at BR." They both raised their eyebrows obviously asking me to explain more.

I sighed, "he came in with a bag over his head, asking for vanilla ice cream. That's why I call him Vanilla." They nodded like they understood but they still both looked very confused. I think I should tell her now about Vanilla's crush. I mean, I thought about it and I cant change the fact that he likes her. So i'm just going to deal with it and be a hundred percent honest about this to Carly.

"Guess what Carly."

"The doctors have finally noticed you have a Nutella addiction?"

"Nope.."

"Um, you think Chaleah is a whore bag?"

"I do but, that's not it."

"Hey! You forgot, Chaleah is a rich whore bag."

I laughed, "well since you guys suck at guessing......Vanilla thinks you are a smexy beast babe and wants to go on a date with you."

Chaleah and Carly both looked at me shocked, eyes wide and all.

I nodded, "Yup. So i'm just going to set you guys up on a date for tomorrow. Which is Friday, and then you guys can get married and have babies."

"But I uh...I don't want to--"

I quickly cut her off, "you are going. I literally have never seen you with a guy at all. I know you have a whole bunch of Paris hot dogs but come on now...you have to try different flavors man."

Her face was totally red and Chaleah was looking away awkwardly. Did I say something weird?

"Look um, Jade. I have something I need to tell you." Oh shit, I did say something wrong. I nodded and waited for her to say it.

"I'm uh....i'm actually. I'm actually really excited to go on this fucking date." She smiled and I felt instant relief. Chaleah sighed and went to her fridge.

"Great. Me and Chaleah will be there creeping on you guys too so don't worry." I smiled over at Chaleah and she smiled back and threw me another pepsi. I'm going to get fat eating and drinking all this fucking food. But I have no problemos with gaining weight. Food is my life. Nutella is pretty good too.