Bananinjasss

Powers And Responsibilities

Sans
(Next morning)
I wake up groggy and drooling! Of course! Hehehehe. Summers in Bhindiyaan are extreme!
No air conditioning helps dude! My head throbs slightly. I might be in a dire need of coffee. Lets get to Sharku for this.
Suddenly I realise sharku is not in her bed. Shit is lying face flat on the ground. I hate to realise how it might not have had any effect! Yes yes! They are my bestfriends. But what fun is it if you cant see them fall flat on face, yelp in pain and laugh at their faces.
I walk inside the bathroom and put some paste on my toothbrush but then I see something which brings me on the verge of tears. Sharku lies peacefully in a tub or frigid water! I shake her furiously.
Then by the grace of god, she gets up.
Sharku : What's with you sans? I was just taking a nice nap!
Sans : In a freaking bathtub!
Sharku : It was so damn humid last night! These sultry days are not for me! I am better of sleeping in a bathtub! Remember powers?
I smack her head.
Sans : I thought you fainted again! I thought Shit cooked again!!!!
She laughs hard. And then something strikes my mind. I dip my finger in the tub.. focus on the energy i feel and generate sparks cautiously!
Sharku hops out of the tub immediately and looks livid!
Hehehehehe. Some morning!
Sharku : Crazy much?
Sans : Remember, powers?
Sharku : Fuck you!
Sans : Never wanted! Never needed!
Sharku rolls her eyes at me.
She sets of for the kitchen when she has an idea.
Sharku : Lets remind shit we got powers!
She takes a mug of water and I follow right behind. She starts pouring the water slowly on shit while I add some subtle sparks to it.
Suddenly there is a surge of energy inside of me.
Shit jolts up dancing with her hair curled like medusa and sparks coming off her.
She looks at me in alarm while I try not to electrocute her further. After a minute or two, I am able to focus. I gradually stop!
Shit : And why were you trying to kill me?
Sharku : *laughing hard* Look at you! You look like someone gave you a nice  shock therapy!
Shit : *eye roll* Well thats exactly what happened Sherlock.
Sans : Hehehehe, Remember.. we have powers..
Shit : And responsibility, not to kill someone with shock therapies!
Sans : And heart attacks *glaring shaku*

I sit with a newspaper in my hands. The headline reads : Bimborrism surge again - youth supplied with horny drugs!
Oh so terrible!
But then I think..
What the hell is horny?
Does it grow horns on head?
The same instant, our window breaks open, and a tall creep creeps inside the window! The french kiss creep! With a toothbrush stuffed in his mouth! And tinkerbell bumchums barely reaching his calf!

RJ : No, horny has nothing to do with horns. It is a surge of hormones. And at the peak of this surge is an overwhelming feeling to unite with the opposite sex.
Shit : you mean turned on?
RJ : No, I mean a surge of hormones. And at the peak of this surge is an overwhelming feeling to unite with the opposite sex.
Sharku : yes and this is means turned on
RJ : My services are for Sans!
I look pale. What the fuck is this fuck? I have a seven feet dictionary!
I see him jump out of the window
And then Sharku and Shit laugh like maniac hyenas!
Shit : Was he for real!
Sharku : The tshirt read I want gay sex!!
I supress my quest for sleazy vocabulary enrichment and focus on the problem at hand
Sans : Guys, bimborrism is at large in Bhindiyaan. And I dont want peli to end like facewasher!
Shit : That would be horrible! A complete assasination of decency and natural beauty!
Sans : Horny men parading on the streets and plastic women with fake lips, nails, boobs, skin and hearts!
Sans : This cant be!
Shit : This will not be!
Sharku : We will not let this be!
Sans : We are the chosen
Shit : By the grace of the holy banana custard!
Sharku : we are the..
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Bananinjas!
Sans : And shit, your custard was the fuckiest piece of fuck in the whole of my fucked up life
Sharku : But We dont give a fuck because we have fucked up powers and fucking responsibilties at hand!
Shit : fuck bimborrism! *Fucking eyeroll*