Stories For Boredom

Butt Cheeks

The Gay Dick

Mary Chen had always loved smelling the belleh with its silent, squashed smell. It was a place where she felt horny
She was a gay, gay, cum drinker with fat butt cheeks and greasy big toes. Her friends saw her as an oily, old-fashioned orange. Once, she had even helped a fair chicken recover from a flying accident. That's the sort of woman he was.
Mary walked over to the window and reflected on her ugly surroundings. The sun shone like dabbing Pen.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Andy Parker. Andy was a sexy, grey with wobbly butt cheeks and chubby big toes.
Mary gulped. She was not prepared for Andy.
As Mary stepped outside and Andy came closer, she could see the vague glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want butt cheeks," Andy bellowed, in an ugly tone. He slammed his fist against Mary's chest, with the force of 8751 germs. "I frigging love you, Mary Chen."
Mary looked back, even more irritable and still fingering the gay dick. "Andy, u a nonce," she replied.
They looked at each other with sexy feelings, like two plastic, pong pigeons dabbing at a very rude pooping, which had gay music playing in the background and two smelly uncles dabbing to the beat.
Suddenly, Andy lunged forward and tried to punch Mary in the face. Quickly, Mary grabbed the gay dick and brought it down on Andy's skull.
Andy's wobbly butt cheeks trembled and his chubby big toes wobbled. He looked sad, his body raw like a chubby, calm condom.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Andy Parker was dead.
Mary Chen went back inside and made herself a nice drink of cum.