So I was just casually writing my Watty Awards story that was finally ahead of that one I've been competing against for months! Last chapter... Last page... Last paragraph... Last sentence... Last word...
Full stop.
Save & Publish, Watty Awards 2012 Winner here I come!
'Page is expired. Check back later'
Bugger all, do these websites have any consideration for 1ST PRIZE!?
Obviously not.
So obviously this little story is completely untrue, judging that on the rubbish standard of my 'stories' if you like to call them. (It's totally fiction). I just needed a started story for this :D enjoy...
Top 10 Things to do if Wattpad Goes Down:
10 - Curl up in the corner of your room and cry.
9 - Ring up a mate and moan with them.
8 - Tweet all the celebrities you can think of about this worldwide disaster.
7 - Post it on people's Facebook walls... and that's all your friends, fans etc...
6 - Do nothing, just sit at the computer, constantly refreshing the page.
5 - Find out a 'help' number for Wattpad, ring it and have a rant.
4 - The classic: punch a pillow (or a human if you can't find a pillow).
3 - Talk to Cleverbot.
2 - Watch Dan and Phil, Nyan Cat, Nemo etc on YouTube.
1 - Die.
Again! Thanks to mobleez for the cover!!!
(This was originally from the work of blackswan07, but was passed onto me when she closed down her account. That's why her name's on the cover)
