Petra: What a sad day it is
Levi: Being depressed is my job
Erwin: Levi shut up
Mikasa: It is kinda sad
Armin: Stop crying you pussy-
Bertholt: Armin you're wet
Reiner: PFFFT
Armin: THEY'RE NOT MY TEARS.
Annie: Guys shut up
Rivaille: Today marks the end of this book...
Historia: What's gonna happen to all of us...?
Ymir: ...No more lesbian jokes-
Sasha: No more crack
Hanji: iM tOtAllY nOt cRyIng
Moblit: Hanji I'm sitting next to you-
Levi: then why the fuck are you two texting in the group chat?
Hanji: Hey! I feel left out!
Marco: That's Tuff
Connie: Pffft
Jean: Marco stop watching Tik Tok.
Rivaille: Where's E!? Why is he ending the book!?
Eren: So many memories </3
Olou: Tch.
E: Goodbye Guys...
Wait. . . . .
E: I'm just kidding. This isn't goodbye. This is just I'll see you next time, I'm making another book. I'm coming up with a title ha sike it's the same title as this except PART 2. It'll be just like this book but more things are to come in there. I had decided to end this book because it's time to make a part Fucken two. Levi will be gayer. Eren will be shorter. Armin will be more fucked up. And Mikasa will be the slave of drug dealing. Ymir still needs to lick Historia's cl- cookies. MARCO NEEDS SEX ED CLASSES. OH SO MUCH MORE, so tie your panties to your head. And bite the pillow because I'm going in dry- Wait- oH...BYE
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