One - Shot

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It's another breezy friday night in the land down under. The dorms of the medical university of sydney are almost deserted except for light shining out of one room. A young australian boy, with fair caramel skin and spikey short hair. He adjustes his glasses as he finished the last couple frames of his animation in his tiny studio apartment.

"Finally done, I have been up for 36 hours"

He stretches himself out of the chair and is ready to faint into bed, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

The australian boy froze and looked at the door all s h o o k.

"It's literally 4am in the morning, who the fuck is knocking on my door where's my gun. Oh wait, I don't have a gun we're in australia"

"Maaaaz, open up it's me!"

The person sounded softspoken and was gentle with her words. It was a familiar voice.

"Wait. PJ is that you?!" the golden skinned boy says in shock.

The australian animator dashed towards the door and swung it open to reveal a beautiful young pantsless girl standing in front of him. In contrast to Maaz' height she looked so tiny wearing nothing but her oversized Relachi Merch Hoodie. 

"G'day mate that's a nice hoodie you got there"
"Thanks Maaz, it's Relachis new Merch. It's so comfy and stylish you should check it out."

"Oh golly on a barbie, I definitely will. I will get my merch today on crowdmade.com/collections/relachi"      

She brushed off her messy darkbrown bangs from her face while looking up to her australian man in anticipation.

The caramel boy, in his deep state of sleeplessness couldn't believe his eyes, if he had any. Standing in front of him was his long internet best friend PantslessPajamas! Unsure or not if he is actually hallucinating, he offered her some pants.

PJs look quickly changed into dissapointment as she brushed off her friends pants offer. No doubt, that really was PJ!

Both now feel a little bit awkward as they walk into Maaz dorm room. He was alone, as every other normal college student is out partying. Maazs apartment was fairly clean the pantsless girl however found a disturbing amount of mayonnaise sitting on her friends desk.

PJ finally decides to break the silence. She became a little concerned and nervously said „You know what maaz, maybe I should come over another time."

„What? No stay a bit longer, you don't have any pants on it's cold outside."

Suddenly both animators break out into a song

I really can't stay (but, PJ, it's cold outside)

I've got to go away (but, PJ, it's cold outside)

This evening has been (been hoping that you'd drop in)

So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)

My mother will start to worry (beautiful, what's your hurry?)

James will be pacing the floor (listen to the fireplace roar)

So really, I'd better scurry (beautiful, please don't hurry)

But maybe just a half a drink more (put some records on while I pour)

The neighbors might faint (PJ, it's bad out there)

Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there)

I wish I knew how (your eyes are like starlight now)

To break the spell (I'll take your hat, your hair looks well)

I ought to say no, no, no, Maaz (mind if I move in closer?)

At least I'm gonna say that I tried (what's the sense in hurting my pride?)

I really can't stay (PJ, don't hold out)

Oh, but it's cold outside

I simply must go (but, PJ, it's cold outside)

The answer is no (but, PJ, it's cold outside)

This welcome has been (how lucky that you dropped in)

So nice and warm (look out the window at that storm)

My sister will be suspicious (gosh, your lips look delicious)

My brother will be there at the door (waves upon a tropical shore)

My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (ooh, your lips are delicious)

But maybe just a cigarette more (never such a blizzard before)

I've gotta get home (but, PJ, you'd freeze out there)

Say, lend me your coat (it's up to your knees out there)

You've really been grand (I thrill when you touch my hand)

But don't you see (how can you do this thing to me?)

There's bound to be talk tomorrow (think about a lifelong sorrow)

At least there will be plenty implied (if you caught pneumonia and died)

I really can't stay (get over that hold out)

Ooh, PJ (oh, but it's cold outside)

PJ: „alright maybe I'll stay for a game of smash bros"
Maaz: „that took a lot of convincing"

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