Okay so hello lovlies. Basically, this is my essay describing myself. It's Honeyboo (Tia) btw.. And incase your wondering.. Yes i turned this in with the exact words. I got a 100 ;) OKAAY LEGGO!
Heey! My name is Tia. I believe that smart, funny, crazy, loud, and giggly describe me. Why? Read to find out!
For starters, I am somewhat smart. It all started in pre-school. I was being bad so I was sent to the back of the room to do a puzzle by myself. My teacher, Miss Anne, had flipped over the puzzle peices. I sat there, awestruck looking at the flipped over peices. I couldn't do this! Miss Anne saw my expression and walked over to me.
"Don't fret, dear. You can do it! You're a smart cookie!" she cooed. I smiled up at her and continued working on the puzzle. After being called a smart cookie, I have become more and more intelligent. I mean, look at me now! I have made straight A's since 3rd grade and I'm in all the top classes in my grade. So yeah, I guess you could call me smart. :)
Secondly, I am always told I am funny. Personally, I don't find myself funny, at all. I would preferably use the term outspoken. Whev ever someting happens, I feel the urge to comment on it. I literally can't keep my opinions bottled up or else I would keep wondering what would've happened if I made my, usually inappropriate, comment. It's amusing because my friends and I could be talking about something and I will comment in all seriousness and everyone just bursts out laughing. Having said that, I do know how to intentionally put a smile on peoples' faces. What can I say? I guess I'm just naturally funny..?
Next, I am told on a daily basis just how crazy and downright mental I am. Examples? Oh dear, prepare yourselves! To spare you of too many details (and the risk of me going to an institution of some sort) I will just use Saturday, August 18th, 2012 as an example. It alm started with me and my dear friend Rebecca watching 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' while reading fan fictions about One Direction.. yeah don't ask. So, my favorite part in the movie is whev everyone is in that candy world with the chocolate river and Willy Wonka goes,
"Everything in here is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." Naturally, I jumped up and screamed it out. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention it was 2 AM. Ah yes, nothing like quoting Willy Wonka at 2 in the morning. Let's not forget that I crawled through my doggy door to get Mountain Dew... we then somehow ended up dancing and singing to Maroon 5. Yeah, I got grounded, but in my eyes it was completely worth it. I honestly question my sanity sometimes.
Moving right along now, our next adjective is loud. Honestly, if you have been around me for more than 5 minutes, this is pretty self explanatory. Examples, examples, examples. Well, in our very own lunchroom I can be heard quite clearly, even through all the...delightful...noise causes by the 741 students in the cafe. Of course, screaming the words to my favorite song during the wee hours of the night kinda helps the factor too...
Last, but certainly not least, I am absolutely positively giggly. I don't know where on Earth I get it from but nevertheless, I am extremely giggly. You can say something maybe even a little bit funny and I'll go into hysterics. I can't even have a STARING CONTEST without uust giggling like made. Ah well, that's Tia for ya!
In conclusion, congratulations! You now know all about me! Woo! I normally don't write so, I guess normally is a good word to describe the way I wrote this. I didn't try to word this all sophisticated-like. I figured, what better way to get to know me than for me to write exactly how I truely am. This essay is about my persoanlity and saying it isn't is like saying I don't love One Direction and trust me, I do! Hope you all enjoyed learning about the one and only... Tia!
A/N. OKAAAY. So I know this is weird and awkward. I turned it in exactly like this lol... I am only posting it for Charlotte though...because I was really scared to because it's odd...
SO TODAY LIKE 5 KIDS SMELLED MY HAIR. I WAS LIKE UM KAY? I'm also doing those 5 challanges... I said every single irrelevant thought. Pretty amazing. EW ITS STORMING AND MY TV IS LIKE BREAKING. UGH OH WELL. TOODLES MY COOLCATS! Btw that's my nickname for you readers... Chow Coolcats