Dear god help me
This book is a joke
Null's Pov.
"Hmm this place is certainly odd." I mumbled under my breath taking in the water's of the Pacific quite salty but I'll deal with it. You see I'm here just because I wanted to see the deep deaths of these waters. I somehow manged to get myself a underwater breathing potion. It tasted horrific but I've had worse I smirk kneeling down and brushing the sand against my hand and picking a handful of the soft powder like substance and letting it seap out between my fingers. I get up and wander over to the town it took a few minutes. It was quite small and cute. I look around and finally end up in front of a restaurant.
"The Krusty Krab?" I say aloud looking at the light purple clam with the words painted on in bright red paint along with its lovey krafted bamboo stick holding it up. I then look over at the actual restaurant. It had a few nice silky flags hanging across it and the structure had a wooden outside with finely cut wood. I finally go up to the shiny glass doors and open them up to be meet with cute little ship steering wheel tables that are red and yellow, accompanied by barrels as seats they were rustic which gave the place a nice touch. I then walk over to the cash register which had a squid who had a large nose and a uniform on and honestly he quite frankly looked annoyed I shrugged it off and went to order.
"What do you want?" He questioned as he slumped in the boat he sat in. "Hold on I'm looking!" I hissed. He rolled his eyes and grabbed a magazine mumbling something incoherent. I looked up at the menu my eyes skimming over it until I just settle on a krabby patty. "One Krabby patty please.." I mumble he looked up for a moment before yelling into the window behind him. "Spongebob! One krabby patty!" He then went back to reading his magazine. I take a peak into the window and see a absolutely breathtaking boy. He was yellow with holes all about his body he had a cute nose and a goofy smile. His teeth standing out adding personality. He looked at me and my heart skipped a beat he waved and added a wink. He then proceeded to go back to cooking.
Soon after he looked threw the window to laugh a bit the squid had fallen asleep. He came threw the door by the boat and went over to my table placing the burger delicately in front of me. "Enjoy!" He perked up and then went back into his kitchen. I felt disappointed after he left but I looked at the burger and it looked amazing so I decided to eat it. It was the best thing that I've ever had! The flavors bursting in my mouth I closed my eyes savoring it. I took a few more bites until I had eaten the whole thing. I got up to leave until I was stopped I looked behind up to see the yellow boy he looked at me with pure glee in his eyes. He smiled and spoke "Before you go could I talk to you?" He asked. I blushed a bit and crossed my arm "W-what for? It's not like I care or anything though..!" I raised my voice a tad.
"I just want to talk to you follow me." I sighed "f-fine!" I said looking away and followed him into the kitchen. It was pretty standard but with was taken cared of with love. He got close to me and in response to that I blushed even more and averted my gaze. He tilted my head up with his hand gently and looked into my eyes his bright blue ones which looked like a clear sky meeting my white ones. "You are one of the cutest girls I've seen in this city." He whispered into my ear and lowered below my head his teeth grazing across my neck. I squirmed from the sensation. All of a sudden I hear "aRe yOu fEeliNg iT nOw mR.kRAbs?" From another room I decided not to question it. Spongebob just laughed and pulled away from me "Maybe we should go somewhere else? I'll take you to jellyfish fields!" I shrugged I guess he took that as a yes sense he grabbed my hand and pulled me along with him.
We walk for awhile until I see seagrass and a bunch of jellyfish it was a lovey sight. He looks around for awhile until he finds something he smiled and grabbed a small chest. Inside was a blanket and jelly along with bread. "I always keep and emergency picnic chest!" He grinned setting down the blanket and food. He sits down and pats beside him. I flop onto the blanket looking at the horizon it was a nice site the pretty blues along with the soft greenery and pink jellyfish around us really made the perfect place. I didn't notice but spongebob scooted closer to me his leg brushing up against my thigh. I felt a shiver threw me from the feeling. Eventually he grabbed 4 bread pieces and places jelly on two pieces of the bread he proceeded to place the remaining two pieces on top of each completing two jelly sandwiches. He handed me one and I hesitantly acepted.
We both ate in a comfortable silence until we both finished by this time the sun was starting to go down and bright blue waters turned to a beautiful yellow to red hue the sun slowly sliding down. Spongebob turned to me and looked at me lovingly. "I think you have a little something on your face let me get it for you" He commented and before I could protest he leaned in and kissed me licking off the jelly from my lips even if he was just taking the jelly off it was just passionate. He pulled away and winked at my his hand meeting my hand and his other on my thigh we continued to have a deep kiss closing both of our eyes.
I REGRET LIFE
HELP ME
