Somebody once told me

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It's your quirk Todoroki.
I think that's what Midoriya said.
Denki be kinda dumb when he point his thumb
Cuz like, that's how his quirk works right?

Well, Bakugo's an ass but everyone loves him
Monoma's a d*ck and everyone hates 'em
Yaomomo's good, Ashido's pretty fun
Ochaco's cute but Bibimi is not

So many quirks to see, oh look it's Tamaki
So what's wrong with liking Yanagi?
You'll never see Hagakure,
Shinso's pretty cute, eh?

Hey now, it's Midoriya, the main character, oh yay
Hey now, it's Asui, everyone's bae, f*ck yeah
Aoyama shines just like gold,
Tetsutetsu's pretty cool, eh?

All Might is cool but Todoroki is colder,
Shiozaki's hot but Kendo be hotter,
But Mineta beg to differ,
Because he's a little sh*t and I'm not gonna let him have a part in this song...

...

Hey now, it's Midoriya, the main character, oh yay!
Hey now, it's Asui, everyone's bae, f*ck yeah!
Aoyama shines just like gold,
Tetsutetsu's pretty cool, eh?

*insert Bakugo playing the solo*

Hey now, it's Midoriya, the main character, oh yay!
Hey now, it's Asui, everyone's bae, f*ck yeah!
Aoyama shines just like gold,
Tetsutetsu's pretty f*cking cool, eh?

Somebody once told me it's your quirk Todoroki,
But we forgot to mention Koda,
I said yeah, we forgot them,
Especially Hanta and Kirishima,
And please don't forget Iida

WELL Sato's here, and so is Awase,
Kaibara and Tsunotori,
Didn't make sense but Totoki did,
But we know everyone hates Yaorashi,
Well I think he's cool,
And pretty worthy.
But we all know Mirio's better.
Don't you think I'm right?
HEY YOU DIDN'T ANSWER, AM I RIGHT?!

Hey now, it's Midoriya, the main character, oh yay!
Hey now, it's Asui, everyone's bae, f*ck yeah!
Aoyama shines just like gold,
And let's not forget Hado.

Monoma's pretty cool eh,
But Todoroki's always my bae.

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I don't even know anymore.

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