Twenty: Picture Perfect

Yamanaka Style: Petty Mode Justu

Inojin and Sai are standing outside the flower shop discussing random things when they see the new team 7 walk by. As usual, Boruto and Sarada are bickering and Tenji looks bored.

Sai notices something a bit off. Sarada looks flustered while arguing with Boruto. He greets the teens as the pass them.

"Well good day to you guys too."

Boruto greets them cheerfully and Sarada politely. Tenji really not caring about anything. He's at his limit with dumb shit for the day already.

Ino compliments them catching Tenji off guard. "Well look at you guys growing up. Boruto you look just like your dad. And Tenji. Looking REAL sexy there. Are you 21 yet?"

Sai holds in his laugh at the blushing young man. Tenji rolls his eyes and hides his embarrassment. Sarada giggles and Boruto steals a look.

Unfortunately...

"Ooooh. Is something brewing between the Uzumaki and Uchiha?"

They both turn red.

Tenji finally catches on.

"Yeah. They've been at each other's throats all morning. They should just kiss and get it over with."

"Shut up Tenji." Boruto spouts.

Sarada studders, "I-it's n-not even l-like that!!"

Tenji calls upon the powers of Pervy Sage, "Or since yo the both so aggressive you can go screw yourselves silly and get that crap out of your system."

They yell at him. "TENJI!!!"

(the worse has yet to come)

Sai is flicking through his little book, "According to this book when two people have a strong emotional imbalance they should, and I quote, screw each other's brains out."

The stone faced Tenji bursts out in a fit of laughter and tears. "That works too. You're both virgins so neither of you can complain about it if it sucks."

Ino snatches one of Sai's book. "Here. This is Fifty Shades of Grey. These books can turn you into the GOD of sex."

Boruto can literally hear his mother's ears twitches and the subject. He grabs a passed out Sarada and makes a quick exit.

Tenji yells out rather loudly, "HOLY CRAP! THEY'RE REALLY GOING TO GO DO IT?!"

The villagers overhear this and rumors begin to arise. And to Boruto's misfortune, they reach a certain genius with a kekkei genkai that can make his life even more of a living hell.

A strong hand grips Boruto's shoulder as he sits on a bench beside a passed out Sarada.

A deep voice freezes him, "What is this I hear about you and Sarada and I quote, 'Screwing yourselves silly'?"

He turns around a scratches the back of his head looking at his accuser square in the eye. "Hehe. H-hey Uncle N-Neji. It's n-not w-what you think."

Neji raises an eyebrow, "Due to the graphic details I've received in the past ten minutes, I don't think you want to know half of what I think."

Boruto deadpans. 'Damn you Gossip Queen Ino.'

He then pales. If Neji found out in ten minutes then he knows for sure that Sasuke knows.

Boruto stands up and walks to the edge of the bridge. Neji looks at him sideways. "What are you doing?"

Boruto glances over his shoulder while standing on the railing. "I might as well kill myself. Uncle Sasuke's gonna do it anyway."

Neji ponders the thought for a moment. "Hmph. Good point." And pushes Boruto in the river.

Sasuke arrives milliseconds after Neji pushes Boruto.

They look at each other for a moment before hearing a loud splash.

Sasuke raises an eyebrow at Neji. "Did you push your nephew off a bridge?"

Neji raises an eyebrow back. "Weren't you?"

Sasuke nods, "Touché Hyuga."

Meanwhile, Sai is drawing out these moments to send them back to his wife. He's having a hard time because he keeps crying of laughter. Especially at Neji being the one to send Boruto to his 'death'.