Shamy/Lenny scenes

The Egg Salad Equivalency

Penny: So, hey, I was thinking about that stuff with Alex.

Leonard: Oh, would you stop worrying about that?

Penny: I can't help it. But, look, I figured I could sit around and feel insecure, or I could do something about it. So I got a course catalogue at school and looked at some of the science classes.

Leonard: That's great.

Penny: No, it isn't, they are extremely boring. I mean, how do you not kill yourself, like, every day? Anyway, I decided I don't need to be a scientist, I could just look like one. So I bought these.

Leonard: Glasses? I really don't think that's gonna change... oh, my God, you look so smart and hot.

Penny: I know, right? Watch this.

She slid the glasses off the bridge of her nose, tilting her head downwards and slowly opening her mouth, showing her beautiful smile once again. She bit on the corner of her lips.

Penny: Molecules.

With his eyes fixed on Penny, Leonard shrugged uncomfortably as he swallowed.

Leonard: Okay, come with me.

Leonard led Penny away, holding onto her hand.

Penny: Where are we going?

Leonard: To my bedroom, so I can take everything off but those glasses. And maybe the boots.

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They entered Leonard's bedroom, locking the door swiftly.

Penny: Hey hey hey, not now... I don't want Sheldon walking in on us like this

Leonard: Ah who cares, besides, he's still at the University.

Penny (tapping Leonard on his nose): Oh you naughty boy.

She chuckled as her baby Leonard's lips crack open with his teeth-y smile.

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Leonard: Hey hottie, what's up...

He carefully but forcefully pushed Penny down on his Star Wars themed bed.

Ah, a smart, sexy lady he loved, lying on his Star Wars bed sheets, awaiting adventures.

Penny: Uhm, I dunno... your boner?

Penny grinned at her dirty joke.

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Leonard had Penny under him. With both knees on his bed, he landed his wrists on both sides of Penny's head, hovering his body over hers.

Penny grabbed Leonard by his Khaki jacket collar and pulled his face close in.

She kissed him passionately on his lips.

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Penny's P-O-V

Mmph, his glasses... That was Penny's biggest turn-on.

With every click-clack of our lips, I slid his Khaki jacket off his shoulders bit by bit . His collarbone and the veins on his neck just made Penny want to mark them as hers.

I made my way down from his lips... his cheek... his chin... his Adam's apple, oh yeah he loved that the best.

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