Dead Man Walking (Rwby Harem X Male Reader)

Guys Night (Chapter 28)

To others it might sound like heaven. 4 girls; all following you; making sure your okay, both physically & mentally; for lack of a better term devoted to your wellbeing.

That's until you realise you get no privacy, you can't do anything that might injure yourself, drinking is off limits with 3 of them, they have scary weapons to threaten you with, then to top it all off one of them's underage.

So when the idea of a guys night, a good idea for once made by Jaune, came up as a way for you to escape you leapt at the opportunity, much to the disgruntlement of your 'protectors'.

Pyrrha: "I still don't think you should be going."

(Y/N): "Come on, there's 3 of us what's the worse that could happen?"

Pyrrha mumbled something under her breath but didn't seem to argue to profoundly so you continued.

(Y/N): "Besides you're already having a girls night with everyone else."

Pyrrha: "Mmm I suppose. Who knows we might even run into you."

You turned to her with a raised brow and a serious look.

(Y/N): "You're going to a strip club?"

Her expression shot into a multitude of emotions too quickly to register but just from the reaction alone you had to suppress your laugh giving away your rouse.

Pyrrha: "You-you jerk!" She threw a pillow at your face making you fall over still laughing.

Calming yourself after a minute you looked back to Pyrrha who seemed to be sulking on her bed.

(Y/N): "Okay, okay, I'm sorry no strip clubs."

The door swung open as Jaune walked in and quickly spotted you.

Jaune: "Come on if we don't hurry we'll miss the bullhead!"

(Y/N): "Then why did you wait so long to come get me!" Jaune fell silent for a moment glancing away.

Jaune: "No reason. Let's go!"

The two of you quickly started running to Beacons courtyard and made it just in time to reach the bullhead.

Ren: "There you are. I was starting to worry."

(Y/N): "Yea, sorry. Anyway Jaune what's first on the agenda?"

Jaune: "Oh, uh, yeah about that..." He said awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck.

(Y/N): "You don't have anything planned do you?"

Jaune: "It was so last minute, I didn't know what to do... just remember his was for your benefit!"

(Y/N): "Yeah, yeah. Well I know a bar."

Jaune: "I know an arcade!"

Ren: "I know an all you can eat buffet, it's always open."

(Y/N): "Because of Nora?"

Ren: "Yes."

Jaune: "Well then food, arcade, bar?"

Ren: "Sounds excellent."

(Y/N): "Let's do this."

All three: "Three, two, one, Guys Night!"

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A groan escaped your lips as the sun slapped your face with bright beams of light. Head pounding, you lifted yourself and took in your surroundings, quickly noticing the fact you weren't in your dorm room you jumped from the bed you had been occupying and reached for your weapon, only to find the holster missing, along with your clothes. Your eyes widened but luckily you spotted your discarded pants alongside your jeans, hurriedly you pulled them on as you heard something move in the other room.

Stumbling out the bathroom was a girl you could've sworn you recognised, pink and brown hair, short, you realised.

(Y/N): "Neo?!" Both of you clutched at your own heads because of your sudden outburst. "Sorry, sorry. Neo?!" You whisper shouted the second time.

Neo rubbed her eyes and stared at you for a moment before waving as if this was normal.

(Y/N): "What happened?" You said looking around the place trying to ignore the fact the shorter girls breasts were on display.

Neo: "I'm not quite sure..." She signed looking around the place in her own confusion. "How much of last night do you remember?"

(Y/N): Thinking for a long hard moment you stared off into space before snapping to attention. "I remember getting food, then going to the arcade for an hour or two with my friends. We then went to a bar but that's all I remember right now."

Neo: "That does line up with what I remember from following you."

(Y/N): "Why were you follow- Roman?" She nodded. "Kill me?" She nodded again. "Did it work?" She gestured a half yes half no response. "What happened after?"

Neo: "Well, you didn't die from poison so I brought you here where we kept drinking while I continued to stab you and such. I remember us kissing and then it all kinda went blurry."

(Y/N): "Wait I remember. You walked over and I was already drunk, Jaune had thrown up three times and was taken home by Ren. I believe we talked for a bit when I passed out before waking up a minute later?" She confirmed this with a nod. "Not the worst that could've happened. I once woke up in an Atlas military HQ, some birthday party that was."

Neo: "I won't ask."

(Y/N): "Not as if you coul- FUCK!" You yelled in pain as a high-heel began crushing your foot.

Neo: "Know that that was a mercy. Now we're both going to leave and pretend this never happened."

(Y/N): "What don't you enjoy my company?"

Neo: "You never shut up."

(Y/N): "You never spea-" All you could let out was a high pitched squeal as her high-heels landed squarely on your privates.

Neo: "Everything you own is on the chair. Call me." She blew a kiss and walked out of the room having dressed herself during your talk.

(Y/N): 'This could not get any worse.'

{Meanwhile}

Pyrrha sneezed as she looked at the two passed out boys in the dorm.

Nora: "You okay Pyrrha?"

Pyrrha: "Yea, just feel a little conflicted."

Nora: "Is it about last night?"

Pyrrha: "Yes, it is."