Author's note: Now, now don't get to excited. Remember last time you ruined the rug? Good, anyway I've decide on just random stuff that I'm not sure what they are, or why they chose my mind instead of some others, but oh well! Good whatever, and well don't kill me yet.....
LITTLE VOICES IN MY HEAD:
Diane' s P.O.V.
*BEEP
*BEEP
*BOOP
I throw the danm alarm clock across the room. Why do we need alarm clocks? Why not have a chicken do it? Oooh or a badger!! My mind is made up,I need an alarm badger. Now where to find one? Wait what date is it? Oh it's the eleventh!! I like eleven, two ones together. I call them the gay number couple, like my aunts. They do have names though, it's Jim and lavender! Lavender used to be Tristan, but he felt like it wasn't working with him. So he changed, one of the best choices he has ever made. I still think he could do better with a two and not another one like Jim. Jim is nice but too much like Lavender. Oh, wait if it's the eleventh, then school started. Hmmm am I late at twelve o'four? No,I didn't think so...
Wait, why is my name being screamed at somebody's top of their lungs, they do know they need those things right?
"YOU SHOULDN'T YELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS, IT'S BAD BECAUSE YOU SHOULD YELL AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR LUNGS." I yell at the BOTTOM of my lungs, there is a difference.
"JANICE DIANE SAWYER GET YOUR LITTLE TUSH, DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW"
Hmmm do I want to go down? First do I smell? Oh-*BOOPPPP
THAT DANM ALARM CLOCK IS STILL BREATHING!!
BY THE NINTH MOON OF MARS,I WILL DESTROY YOU PUNY ALARM CLOCK, ALARM BADGERS FOR-EVER!!!!!!!!!!
ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH-I pick my cricket bat up and give out another warrior cry
"FOR TINKERRBEELLLLLLL!!
Before I am able to vanquish the evil in my land, I am tackled to the ground.
"Did you not think I would know your warrior cry by now, Jammy?"
"MUST VANQUISH THE EEEVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" I yell at the bottom of my lungs.
I am hit by my soon-to-be-aunt-in-law and I started to scream
"CHILD ABUSE,HELP ME!HHHEEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPP."
"What the hell jam? It's the first day of school and you sleep in? You're at a new school, no-one will bother you like at your last one."my blood aunt says. Hmphh, she didn't help me away from my abusive soon aunt. Wait my blood aunt! We kill and take and drink the blood of the innocent mwahahhhhhhhhh!!! No not really...or not yet...but I did use and twice and I think that's proper grammar right?
"Jam get up and I'll drive you to school when your ready okay?"
"YES, BLOOD AUNT!"
I get up and run into the bathroom, before they can ask me where my cell phone is, that has an alarm clock setting on it. And I mean had an alarm clock setting on it.....mwahahahhh
I do hear a" What the hell is with the blood aunt comment?" They'll never know*rubs hands together* until it's too late...
I jump into the shower, and ya know shower. I start to think if there is going to be a main bitchy diva girl, and her mini demons. The hot athletes, the pretty emo boys, the bad boys,the sluts,the nerds, and the weirdos like me. But of course less awesome than me.
I decided to put a green dino holding a smart phone tee on, that says #selfie on it, blue socks, bright pink jeggings, and black chucks. I comb my wavy black hair, and put my black nerd glasses on. PERFECT!
Time to crush hearts. AND WATCH THE BLOOD SPILL OUT OF THEM MWAHAH!
My aunt is waiting for me outside of the bathroom, and before I can say anything she pulls me to the car and shoves me in. Rude. Wait I forgot my hello kitty bow, mmmaaannnnnnnnn.
We arrive at the school which is a old brick building, it's lunch so everyone is milling about.
Perfect, I can announced my right to reside above them, to about fifty percent of them. I jump out of the car and before I can announce my presence to them,a very cute boy with glasses walks over and introduces himself
"Hiya I'm Collin, and I welcome you to Leon B. High." I look at him down and up, with my arms still raised for me to announce.
"Hello peasant,I am your ruler Janice Sawyer. Bow fool." My aunt just face palms. He just looked amused, why isn't he scared or angry that I'm taking these lands?
"So do you always do that when you transfer?" He asked with a angering adorable smirk.DANM HIM!
"Yes, because I have claimed this school as mine."
"Well, I hate to break out to you. Especially since you're really cute but, no you don't own the school. They do."
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