Jalbert Oneshots (fluff and a little smut)

Baby

Jake's POV
MPREG WARNING.
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It was about 2 in the morning me and Albert were sleeping. He shot up the the bathroom. I heard him throwing, I ran the the bathroom. I sat next to the smaller boy rubbing his back. I realized he was crying. " shh, baby it's ok I got you" I said while hugging him. I picked him up and put him in the bed. I got in next, the second I got under the covers I felt Albert's small, cold body curl up on me. We slept the rest of night. Around noon they were both up. "Albert, are you sure your ok?" "Jake, I'm fine" "ok, I just wanted to make sure" A few minutes passed. " Jake do we have ice cream?" "No, so you want me to get some?" I looked at the smol little bean and he nodded. "Ok" I got my keys and coat and went to the store. When I got there I texted him 'what flavour' 'strawberry' Ew, I thought Albert hated strawberry ice cream, well I Hate it. I checked out and drove home. I walked in and Albert was on the love seat, he was crying and looked scared. "J-J-Jake, I think...I-I-I'm..p-pregnant" I dropped my bag.
"H-how w-w-what" " I'm so sorry! I ruined your life" he sobbed.
"Albert, I'll still love you, even if your pregnant" he looked at me with big eyes "really?" "Of course"
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8 months and 3 quarters later
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Albert was so pregnant. Albert thinks he looked ugly, I think he cute as usual. Albert was always wearing my sweaters.
He was so cute, his subscribers knew he was pregnant and so they knew why they weren't posting as much. "JAKE!" I heard Albert scream from upstairs. Oh my gawd, is it the baby? Is it Albert? I ran upstairs, I saw Albert standing on our bed pointing at something on the floor. There it was a spider the size of a tic tac. I grabbed a show, "NOT MY SHOE!" Albert screamed at me. I picked MY shoe and threw it at the tic tac spider. "Better?" I asked Albert, he nodded.
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Two weeks later
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It was around 4 in the morning. When I heard Albert scream, " my water broke!" I carried him to the car and drove so fast to the hospital.
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3 hours 14 minutes and 23 seconds —————————————————————————
Albert was asleep and Jake held
Allison Jamie Green, his daughter.—————————————————————————
Question of the day: Jake or Albert?
Albert!❤️