Tiger and Bunny One Shots

nmmm yummy

     WOW Its Kotetsu's birthday! Hes turning 165,000 years old today and all his "friends" are there to celebrate! His birthday cake is shaped like a giant cock because they all know hes the big gay. Fire emblem lights all 165,000 candles with her finger tips- wait. She has nail polish on. Wait nail polish is flammable honey how do u do it??? Do u have to put on more nail polish every time u use ur power? Hoonneyyy.

     After they sing happy birthday to him one of them shoves Kotetsu's face into the dick cake. Mmmm yummy yummy it tastes like overcooked chocolate cake. How tf can a cake get overcooked idk. Next comes out Barnaby in a sexy red bunny playboy costume and everyone "oooo"s and "aaaa"s. Kotetsu runs over to Barnaby and whispers "no homo" into his ear as he starts to kiss his neck. Barnaby blushes and everyone else leaves the room because they dont wanna see the shit that's about to come next.

     My 69th word in this one shot is "more" so that's the next line that Barnaby moans. Kotetsu pushes him up against the wall and gropes Barnaby's big fucking man titties. Kotetsu can see Barnaby's bulge through the skimpy outfit and decides to put his leg in between Barnaby's two in order to give his mini bunny a little attention too ;)

    Barnaby then pushes Kotetsu onto the couch and whispers "bottoms get the side car" and rips both their clothes off. Barnaby whips his willy 🤪 out and its GINORMOUS. Kotetsu nuts at the sight of it, knowing his old man peepee could never amount to the size of Barnabee's. Barnaby slips lube all over Kotetsu's aching bootyhole and slips his fingers in his ass and calls him Kanye. Kotetsu nuts AGAIN but this time its purple. He doesn't know why but he doesnt question it.

  Ok I'm dying real quick lemme CHJHHOUGHOUGHOUGH AAAAHHCACHACOUGH Ok I'm good thanks

     So basically what happens is Barnaby nuts in Kotetsu's ass and Kotetsu gets pregnant and Kaede gets a little brother the end :) oh and Barnaby dies in Kotetsu's arms after fighting a criminal with an instant death next power but BOOM Barnaby comes back to life in the next 2 minutes of the episode because the next only lasts for 2 minutes and after 2 minutes you live and they all went yeehaw 🤠

[I'm so sorry if you read this and were expecting something, well, a bit more serious. Lemme tell u though Kotetsu sniffs Ivan's farts in the next one ;)))) jk if this actually gets attention I'll write more but for now have this and ig later if I'm bored I'll write serious stuff idc it's my life.]