I was strolling through the forest, wind brushing against my forehead and cheeks, the mere sting making me feel at peace. It wasn't exactly the warmest of days, but was nice nonetheless. Suddenly something took my interest, a noise. It sounded like a bear, so instinctively I froze looking into the direction of the boisterous noise.
The footsteps of this beast got closer and louder. It sounded like an obese man. He probably was about to have a heart attack from all the fat.
I screamed like a pig being strangled.
"don't worry it's me big chungus"
A large rabbit appeared through the forest of bushes.
I was taken aback at his disgustingly large body. The way he jiggled across the floor made me want to puke.
"ew." I said without thinking.
The rabbits face seemed to be scrunching up like he or she was offended.
"I love you y/n" he spoke (isn't this going to quickly?)
"go away fat ass"
He cried and ran away.
"lmao xd loser." I whispered to myself
Ew that was bad xdddd but the chungus us God and sexxyyy
YOU ARE READING
the biggest chungus who stole my heart
HumorI love the way his hand brushes against my cheeks.
