Broppy Oneshots 🤤♥️

Drag Queen Branch

@Bluefeather_44 here you go :)

A/N: *turns around* Oh hi :) Didn't see ya there. Umm just wanted to say that I do have a lot of requests and I'm trying to get to everyone's as quick as possible but I promise that I will get all of them done :D Feel free to leave more for me. Don't be shyyyy! *snickers* C'mon, you know you love Broppy >:~))) Also this is kind of like a part 2 to Branch's Hips Don't Lie so enjoy!!


Branch: *admires his behind in the bathroom mirror* Hmm...I guess DJ and Guy were right. This baddie is really worth a million dollars.

*Text Message from Poppzie*

Branch: *pushes back invisible bangs* What does this girl want from me now? *rolls eyes and looks at text message*

Poppy's message: Boy, get your behind outside right now! I need your help. And we have to spend time together...you know...do couply things like other couples do..

Read 5:12 pm

Branchie Boo Bear is typing...

Branch's message: okAY FINE. Just let me post something on Trollstagram. I need to show my 20 million followers something special...

Read 5:14 pm

Poppzie is typing...

Poppy: I'm giving you 10 minutes...

Branch exited his messages with Poppy and did a mirror selfie with his bazoom-kazoom.

Branch: >:) Prepare yourselves Troll Village...

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Poppy's phone buzzes.

Poppy: *reads Trollstagram notification* Took him long enough... *opens Trollstagram*

Poppy: b u l l s k e e t . _ . *drools* Yummy Yummy!!

*time skip*

Branch: Okay I'm here, what do you need me for?

Poppy: *looks up from her phone* Oh...my...gosh...ARE YOU WEARING EYELINER?!?

Branch: Yeah no skeet -_- I need to go to a photoshoot in 2 hours so let's do this couply thing you wanted to do *smooches her cheek* And you get to be in the photo-shoot with me dahling!!

Poppy: NO WAY!!!

Branch: .........

Poppy: I meant *coughs* NO WAY!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A PHOTO-SHOOT!!!!

Branch: That's my girl's spirit! Now come on, let's go get our nails done :D