Funny or Not

SMARTNESS AND DUMBNESS

    Hey my readers i hope u did not miss me so much.....do not worry i know u did not lets keep it between us. So,this chapter is about a two guys they are best friends that embark on a journey....P.s i don't know the meaning of "Embark" so if i used it wrong don't judge...besides i know non off u Know it either....So lets go..

  Its was a long day, my friend and i had just came back from school and we noticed it had been a long time since we left our home alone,So we decided to go on a long journey.

  Along the ride we met a guy named James he was 21 and really funny den he told us a story about his friends and he starts......Long ago i had friends named jack and john they both were opposite and i mean one was smart one was dumb,so had an idea off joining a TV show and now d question is this tv show gonna kill them?? hmmmm???....

   The name off the show was OPPOSITE ONES on this show they are meant to move from one destination to another.....so as they started on this journey the producer said to them "be care full you are going to see things but remember its NOT REAL!!!"John shook his head like he new wat he said while Jack listened to every word he said and then the journey started....

    They have been working for miles and they were tired John needed to pee while jack needed water. At last they found a stream and they quickly rushed to it.....so Jack dived his head into the water and as he raised up his head he saw john peeing in the same stream suddenly john started to laugh and he fell in the stream while Jack was vomiting...they fought for some minutes then john started chasing Jack...

  They ended up at a long,narrow and scary road,they did not care they continued the chase...Jack ran down the road and john followed, As they heard roars but they ignored...so jack got to the end the and saw a lion and ran back faster than Usain Bolt but john with his number 6 went on to see what was there after seeing his best friend running back in fear and shouting this"ahhhhh llllllioonnnn!!!!!ahhhhh i don dieeee"when john got to the end then lion eat him and that was the end of him:(......

      END

   What you forgot was that i said

      ITS NOT REAL

    So Jack started crying and whaling then suddenly John came out and started Laughing he was rolling on the floor then peed on his pant and Jack was so ANGRY!!!!

  So jack, the one we thought was listening was not at all THE ACTUAL END of the STORY!!!

    My friend ended up going back home cause our journey ended up being in our mind..THE END
  P.s Might not be funny that's when the "NOT" in FUNNY OR NOT comes in