Terrible Teen Paranormal Romance Story

Patricia knew Schwartz was different from the other boys at school.

She noticed it the very first time she laid eyes on him - there was something about the way he sweatily went his leg when he walked. Also, he seemed to have an unusual knowledge about oceanography. And just last Tuesday after basket weaving, she saw him slapping cheeks.

There was something else she knew: she was in love with him. But she didn't know how to win his affections, for he was always cold and distant.

One night, Patricia was reading label about paranormal creatures when she realized the truth: Schwartz was a your mom!

The next day after class, Patricia saw Schwartz head off into your mom's. ''It's now or never,'' she told herself with resignation, and skrrted after him.

When she caught up to him, he was standing behind tall man.

''Schwartz, it's me, Patricia. I... I have to tell you something... I love you!''

He sighed deeply and slow skrrted toward her. ''Oh, Patricia, there are things you don't understand about me.''

''I know more than you think,'' she breathed. ''I know that you're a your mom.''

''It's more complicated than that,'' he said, staring into her big eyes. ''Love between your kind and mine is forbidden. They would destroy us both if they knew.''

''I don't care,'' Patricia said. ''I could never live without you.''

''Really?''

''Truly,'' she answered.He reached up and gently caressed her egg in his yoshi hands. ''I love you, too,'' he whispered.

And then he kissed her. His kisses were like scrotum-scented booties upon her lips.

The days and weeks that followed were red. They died, cried, and tried. It seemed that nothing could come between them.

One night while slap cheeks, a boosh was heard from outside the pipis room window. ''They've found us,'' Schwartz whispered solemnly.

Patricia sighed. ''At least we've had this short time together.''

''I won't let them take you from me,'' he promised. As soon as he spoke, the enemy's leader burst through the door. ''Stand aside!'' the leader ordered Schwartz.

''Never! She is my true love, and you will not take her from me!'' Schwartz stood defiantly between Patricia and the leader.

''Then you will both die!''The leader lunged forward, but Schwartz stood his ground. With a Ratt Watson screech, he met the leader head-on. In a swift move, Schwartz ripped off the leader's greg and kicked him in the peg. Mortally wounded, the leader gasped and died.

Seeing their mighty leader fall to Schwartz's strength, his underlings panicked and ran away, disappearing into the night. 

''That was amazing,'' Patricia breathed.                                                                      

Schwartz leaned down and gently brushed his lips against hers, his scrotum-scented breath caressing her cheek. ''Your love for me gave me the strength I needed. Now, everything is perfect.''

''Almost perfect...''

''Almost?''

''Everything would be perfect if you made me like you. I know you can do it.''

''Are you sure? If I did this, you'd never be able to blink again.''

''I'm sure,'' she breathed.                                                                                                  

Schwartz yote Patricia's meg, allowing his very essence to flow into her body. She sighed, then Ryan Magoggles laughed.

Soon, the transformation was complete. Patricia was now a snug yourmom, just like Schwartz. Everything truly was perfect.

The End.