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Edna:hmmm...im home alone again what should i cook?

*Negative influence that appear out of nowhere *:you should have some pork and burritos

Edna: thats right i should have some pork and burritos!!

*Positive influence*: no!! you should continue your diet and plus you dont have enough ingredients to make pork and burritos cause you're fucking broke

Edna: ok.. I am not sure if that was positive or negative for real..

Edna: seriously i need to stop talking with you guys

*positive and negative influence *: and why is that?

Edna: cause whoever see me talking "ALONE" will think that i am psycho!!

*influence  having argument with edna*:alone??!!! Who do you think you are? You think that you're our mom to shut us just like that?? We are your influence bitch!!without us you will stand alone like an uglyass pole!! Without us you will have no life purpose and probably end up as the ugliest women that ever live with your hideous double chin!!

Edna's neighbour: what the heck is that ugly fat girl doing??

Edna's neighbour girlfriend:oh she's just talking to herself like she always did.

Those couples:i think that shes a psycho.

*1 hour after that event those couples move from the neighborhood after their paint edna house that says "ugly fat ass psycho"*

                   *THE END*

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 30, 2019 ⏰

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