A/N: Please note that the whole purpose of this fic is to annoy Hilton. Thanks :)
Hilton stared forlornly out the window. His thoughts were filled with images of Brendon- his hair blowing in the wind, his dreamy brown eyes, and yes- his luscious five head.He sighed, turning away from the gloomy scene and headed towards the kitchen. It seemed like whenever he though of Brendon, time stopped. He looked at the clock. 6:29- only another hour til his love arrived home.
As Hilton poured a glass of milk, he heard the sound of the front door open down the hall. ¨Oh honey!¨ a warm voice called. "I'm home!" Hilton gasped and spun to face the hall. A tall man stepped into the room. He had slicked back hair, and was wearing a sleek black suit with a warm smile on his face. The man was Brendon Urie- the lead singer of the band Panic! at the Disco and Hilton's loving boyfriend.
¨Sweetie pie!¨ Hilton cried, rushing towards his boyfriend. Brendon grinned and ingulfed the smaller man in a hug. "You're home early!
¨That is correct" said Brendon. ¨Because I have to ask you something...very special.¨ Brendon got down on one knee, and out of his pocket he pulled a small ring box. Hilton gasped, tears springing to his eyes. "Oh my god, oh my god!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!¨
Brendon looked up at the love of his life. ¨Hilton, will you make me the happiest man alive, and become Mr. Hilton Urie?¨ Hilton nodded. "YES!"
As they embraced, Brendon realized something. "Wait, you don't live here. What about Sarah?" Hilton grinned. "Oh, silly! You won't have to worry about her anymore." Brendon blinked. "Oh. Okay!" And together they lived a happy life- where Hilton never let Brendon check the basement.
(Sorry not sorry Hilton) Word count: 296
