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Pirate! Romano [part 1]

No one expected what was going to happen that day. Even the best of fortune tellers wouldn't have been able to predict the events correctly. Guess we should start from the beginning.

A (h/c) female was making her normal routines around the port. Stealing what she could without being seen or caught. If she could, she would say she was definitely the best thief known in the area. And the best part? She could would vanish faster than an Italian escaping from the Germans or British. She never chose to be a thief, never in a long shot. But, poverty had its toll on her life and caused her to do so. But, it was actually a good paying 'job' she could have imagined.

Hell, she managed to steal a red panda from a crate off a ship before it set sail to Madagascar. She sold it to another (h/c) girl for one-thousand a few weeks back. She didn't care why she wanted a red panda, nor did she care. She was only set on doing her job and getting it done and over with. Now, she was heading over to meet with a new 'customer' at the local tavern. 

Managing to grab a few mangoes and an apple or two, she slipped them into her bag and walked into the tavern. She saw some other guy challenging others to a drinking contest. Scottish maybe? She shrugged, not really paying attention to the background scenes and focused on finding her new employer. She only knew what he looked like, so that was good at least. If she had only been given a name, she would be screwed.

Managing to find the blonde Frenchman in a far corner table, she sat. Holding her bag to her as she had been noticing pickpockets around the tavern lately. Besides her. 

"Ah, glad you could come amour. I have something I need you to steal for me."

She sighed, hearing the same sentence come from his vocals as everyone else who hired her.

"Alright, shouldn't be too hard.. What do you need?"

"I need you to go to a ship. A Spanish ship to be exact. It will be landing port here two hours after dusk. They took something from me, and I need you to get it back." 

"If they took it from you, shouldn't you be getting it back? After all, it seems to only make sense."

"Ah, I would amour, but you see, you're much more stealthier than I am. And more slick. As the saying goes, 'Here and gone like a thief in the night.'" 

"... Alright, i'm in.. What am I looking for?"

-Timeskip to ship arrival-

(y/n) had finally seen the ship she was looking for. The damned Frenchie never told her that so many ships would be arriving here as well.. She sighed, using people and objects to silently slip herself onto the large ship. From the looks of it, and it's lowered sails, it was definitely pirate. Was he really making her go on a ship looking for some stupid goblet? He's had to be the worst customer so far..

She was searching all around the ship. In the kitchen, lower decks, hammocks, everywhere. Except one where should couldn't get into. Presuming it was the captains quarters. Then it hit her.

'Of course..'

She sighed, taking a lock-pick from her satchel and begun to work with the locks. Not long after she had gotten part of the lock done had she heard boisterous laughing and talking of men and footsteps coming on the deck. From the sudden jump and slight fear of being caught for the first time, (y/n) managed to break her lock-pick.

'Dammit.. nothing is going right today!' she thought viciously, abandoning the shattered object and took cover in a hoard of large barrels. 

"Best trip to the port yet! Many more cowered in the tavern more than usual!" laughed one crew member to another

"I agree! Do you think we are more feared than that British pirate Arthur?"

"Hardly. He kills without thinking twice. Last I knew though, he ended up finding himself a girl. An assassin nonetheless. How do you suppose that happened?"

"Hell if I know. With that assassin girl he's got, he will probably making more raids than ever."

"Aye. And that is why we will be avoiding him the best we can~" Said a cheery voice. From the sounds of it, a Spanish male.

"Why-a can't we just-a blow a hole in his ship? It would-a make life a whole lot-a easier.." came a grumpy sounding Italian voice. 

"We can't always retort to violence Lovino. It'll only get us in more trouble."

"Yeah, yeah.. whatever you-a say Toni.."

(Y/n) watched them talk. She wondered what they were talking about but figured it be best if she just let it be. She turned to go back and find another way into the captains' quarters only to hear loud words coming from behind her.

"We've got a stowaway!"

'Crap..' She thought, feeling a large hand grab the back of her shirt and pull her from her cover.

She felt herself practically being lifted from the boat deck. She could see now that they were far from the port and now on open waters.

"Well, hello there chica! Why out of all the ships there did you come onto mine? Just bad luck perhaps?" Came the cheery voice of the captain as she recalled, Toni.

"E-erm... well.."

"Spit it-a out already! We have-a no time to listen to your-a stuttering and poorly made-a excuses."

"Lovino, give her a chance to speak."

(y/n) sighed, giving a sharp glare at who she knew now as Lovino. 

"It's none of your business.. Now tell your crew member to let me go before I kick him where the sun don't shine." She growled threateningly, pulling her leg forward to prepare for the back kick. 

Antonios' crew member gave him a pleading look, one to help save his vital regions from being of no more use. He sighed, giving a flick of his hand as he signaled his member to release her. Gladly, he dropped the (h/c) and went off elsewhere to do whatever.

"Alright chica, now why are you here?"

Despite her wanting to keep silent, she sighed. Telling him the story~

-Timeskip- :3

"And that's it.. Now, if I can gladly have it i'll be more than happy to leave."  She said, stretching her arms out a bit, hearing a small pop in her back.

Antonio grinned. He didn't have the goblet that Francis was looking for. It was simply all an act for the best thief known and Antonios' Tsundere friend to hopefully have a relationship. After all, thieves and pirates go great together right?

"Well, sorry to break it to you senorita. But I have no such thing. But until we go back to that port, you are to stay with Lovino."

Both (y/n) and Lovino looked at the grinning Spaniard, yelling in unison.

"What?!"