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Pirate! Romano [part 2]

Previously on Pirate! Romano:

"What?!"

Now it continues:

"No way in hell am I going to share anything with him! He'll most likely break anything anyway!"

"I'm not-a sharing anything with-a her.. she- wait... You little! You calling me fat!?"

"I'll call you anything I want to!"

At that Romano and (y/n) ended up in a fight. Antonio was amused, his green eyes glistened as the sun hit them at an angle causing them to be brighter than usual. Lovino never fought with anyone physically unless he wanted to get closer to them. He figured that out when he was still a farmer for tomatoes and German soldiers came to speak with him. Little was he expecting little chibi Romano to attack the guards and spoke with him later on, only to turn a bright red.

It had been about 10 minutes since the two had finally exhausted each other to the point of nearly collapsing. Each one had a couple bruises and Romano had blood seeping from the side of his mouth, and (y/n) from her cheek.

Toni sighed, deciding to speak up now.

"Alright you two lovebirds, it's almost dinner.. You two go clean up, but Lovino, I wanna talk with you."

"Ugh.. why me.."

"Because I said so. (y/n), go on."

She nodded, shooting a glare at Romano before leaving to go find where they keep the kitchen to clean herself up.

"Lovi, do you like (y/n)? Even a little?" 

"PSH, you-a wish tomato bastard.. Who could like a girl like her anyway-a? Although she-a fights well, and is a little.. a lot.. cute..-"

Romano rambled on about how she was. From her (h/l) (h/c) hair, to her beautiful (e/c) eyes. 

Antonio laughed a little to himself, watching his long time friend ramble on about a girl for the first time. He held up his hand after five minutes signaling him to stop. His face was redder than it was when he was protecting Toni from the Germans. If it was possible. He went to speak, but stopped when he heard a familiar feminine cry.

"You idiot! If you would have stayed away you wouldn't be on the ground now!!"

The two looked at each other before rushing to the kitchen, to see the one crew member who had held the girl captive before now laying on the ground holding his.. -ahem-... vital regions.

"What happened senorita?" Asked Toni, looking at his crew and back at (y/n) whose face was holding emotions of embarrassment and completely pissed. 

"This asshat here tried to do funny things so I kicked him in his baby maker.. I hope I made it to the point where he can't have babies." She spat, straightening herself out before walking past Antonio and Lovino. 

"Now, if you'll both excuse me, i'm going to go and cool off on deck.."

After she walked away, Lovino looked at her in awe and more amusement than he had before. He looked back to the crew member on the ground and growled a little. He crouched low to the crew member and spat lowly to where only he could hear him.

"If you try anything with her again.. I'll personally rip off your vitals and feed them to the sharks.. you understand?"

Out of fear, the crew man nodded, struggling to get up and managed to walk/run away quickly elsewhere.

Antonio gave him an amused look. He's never seen his Tsundere friend so protective over a girl he just met. Not to mention just recently fought with either. Same for (y/n). He could see it in her eyes how she really felt when Romano was close to her. He nodded towards (y/n)'s direction, hoping Lovino would go to her before anyone else tried anything. He was starting to feel happy that he and Francis' plan had worked out just fine for the two loners. A pirate and a thief. What could be better? It definitely was better than the pirate and princess stories. Those never work out anyway. It's too unrealistic in his opinion.

Lovino sighed, cooling off a little and went to go speak to (y/n). For what? He didn't know. When he got to the deck, he came to see another crew member hitting on her. This got him boiling again. What he did next, not even he was expecting.

Romano rushed over, pushed the member aside and grabbed (y/n). He cupped her cheeks, and pulled her in for a hard yet passionate kiss. The two heard wolf whistles and some, 'Get some Romano!' calls from the crew, even Antonio who joined in the crowd to watch his friend.

When the two pulled away, saliva connected the two as they blushed red. Lovino was the first to look away, whispering something only (y/n) could hear. 

"I love you (y/n)..

"..I love you too Lovino."

"Y'know-a.. I wouldn't mind-a sharing my bed with you-a now." He said slyly, giving her a perverted smirk.

"Me either Lovi~." She said, pulling him back into another kiss before he could protest against the nickname.