you know your obsessed with twilight when....

OBSESSED (1)

kk guys hope you like this and think its funny ^_^ lol p.s.s. i kn ow som of these are dumb and stupid but then again THAT'S THE POINT! XD

p.s. no copywright intended. some of these ideas belong to me but not all of them.

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you know your obbssesed with twilight when......

1. You are banned from saying the names of the characters in Twilight in your own house

2. Your friend is born on AUGUST 2ND! And you are not-so-secretly envious of her because that is the day Seth Meyer was born, and Breaking Dawn comes out that day I hate you Jessie. you have a great birthday

3.You watch Harry Potter 4&5 just to see Robert Pattinson and envision him as Edward

4. You "add to dictionary" Pattinson and Digory

5.You have a countdown on AIM to when Breaking Dawn will be released

Have fight with your sister about how great Twilight is, and she bans you from her computer until you shut up about it

6.You catch yourself saying "I need a human minute" when you have to go to the bathroom

7. You scream every time you see a shiny silver Volvo

8. You have had multiple Edward dreams I had one, we were both in Tyra Banks house, and Rosalie and Alice were there too

9. You have had multiple Edward dreams I had one, we were both in Tyra Banks house, and Rosalie and Alice were there too (that would mean you seirra!)

10. You have had multiple Edward dreams I had one, we were both in Tyra Banks house, and Rosalie and Alice were there too

11.You finished each book in less than 4 hours and didn't put the book down once.

12.You finished each book in less than 4 hours and didn't put the book down once.

13.When you see someone barely starting the series, you want to punch them for not reading it sooner.

14.When you sing the Star Spangled Banner and say the line, 'at the twilights last gleaming' you think of Twilight

15.When you sing the Star Spangled Banner and say the line, 'at the twilights last gleaming' you think of Twilight (just for the record I HAVE STOPPED DOING THAT!)

16.After you read the book, apples became your favorite fruit.

17.You have gotten colored contacts to give yourself either topaz or red colored eyes. (ok p.s. guys srry but me and my bff r rlly soon about to be guilty of this one!)

18.Your teachers at school ask you why your reading log mostly consists of the Twilight series. (p.s. totally guilty in the 6th grade lol)

19.You dress up like a Cullen on Halloween and people ask you why you're not wearing a costume but a lot of glitter and expensive brand clothes borrowed from your friends

20.Your myspace is Twilight-ified.

21.When you went to an Italian restaurant, you ordered the mushroom ravioli.

22.You listen to your heartbeat more often.

23.You and your friend who likes Jacob have an actual boundary line. (...don't ask.)

24.You've tried to read peoples mind, see the future, change peoples emotions, or make them be in excruciating pain

25.You hated New Moon, except for the beginning and ending. (no offence to jacob!)

26.when you hang around the blood bank in the hope that Edward (or at least Carlisle) will turn up looking for more supplies.

27.You wouldn't mind your house breaking if Edward was involved

28.You beg your mom at 330 am in the morning on a road trip to quickly take the exit because there is a silver Volvo back there and you want a picture with Edward's car.

29.You went to a Twilight release party and dressed as Bella

30.When you buy a second copy of all of them because you lent your copies out; and you are desperate to read them again and can't wait.

31.while reading New Moon you put it down for a few hours and feel like your life has no point until you can see Edward again...

32.when you are making love to your boyfriend and you call him Edward.... (p.s. i've never done that cuz im wayyy to young lol but i dont recomend it.......)

33.When some one bites a pillow and you laugh.

34.When you tell your bf he is your Edward and expect him to take it as a huge complement.

35.everytime somone tells you edward doesnt exist you punch them then run away crying and yelling "YES HE DOES YOU BITCH!" (lol srry guys i just made tht one up and felt like i had to post it XD)

36.every time someone asks you who you have a crush on, your immediate response is "Edward Cullen."

37.you hear piano music and think that it's your lullaby that Edward wrote for you

38.you plan on naming your kids after characters from the books.

39.when someone asks you out, you say, "Sorry, I'm already dating/married to Edward Cullen."

40.you ask someone what chapter/page number they're on when they're reading one of the books and from that information you can recite exactly what is going on.

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kk guys luv ya but imma stop for a little ive had a headache and imma go lay down luv yall!

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