Craig: Can't get her out...
Emily: Leave her be! Why do you care?
Craig: Like you said, we're all a bunch of idiots and we don't know what we're doing without her.
Cartman: Her?
Craig: Alana, ya' dumb fatass.
Cartman: Oh.
Alana: *rushes out the closet* she's here!
Cartman: She?
Alana: Veronica, ya' dumb fatass.
Cartman: I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED...
Alana: ...Same thing.
Cartman: And plump.
Alana: ö no. Meet Veronica!
Veronica: *has headphones on listening tew music*
Alana: *rips it off her head* I said... Meet Veronica!
Veronica: Oh.. hi.
Alana: *sweatdrops* Mah little sister.
Veronica: Only by 3.2 minutes!
Alana: Mhm... yeah.... so I want you guys to take some time and greet her. Sooo... I planned a picnic!
Craig: Only why did it take so long to get her?
Alana: She was on a trip tew New York with our aunt. And when she came I tried tew hide it from her... apparently I'm bad at hiding stuff.
Veronica: Yup.
Cartman: Forget this shit. I want food!
All except Alana and Veronica: FOOD!
Alana: ö Wait. Jesus. So I packed the picnic stuff for us. To the van!
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Alana: Yep so my little sisters back!
Veronica: Hi!
Alana: So of course, please don't be an ass to her like Cartman.
Both: Us is out!
Veronica: OMG I almost forgot! Um are we like, out of questions?
Alana: No questions yet. *sigh* Anyway, say your welcomes, ask your questions...
Both: Us is out!
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